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The Smiling Goat 🎄
@thesmilinggoat.bsky.social
Just a goat, smilin'. None of that nonsense here. Talks to birds, squirrels, horses, dogs, cats, and sentient beings of all sorts.
Ouch! I hope you're ok!
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I feel your pain. My document kept freezing after every word I typed.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oooh, sounds delicious! I hope the computer issues clear up.
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That song always bothered me, and that was one of the main reasons.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You can talk to me anytime. My DMs are open. I will listen without judgement and with a friendly ear. You matter, and I care.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm checking in on you. Are you ok?
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Can you describe the stuff?
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You can also reach Crisis Text Line by texting MHA to 741741, or call 911, or go to the nearest emergency room.

You can also call 1-800-985-5990 or text “TalkWithUs” to 66746 at the SAMHSA Disaster Distress Helpline. Trained crisis workers will listen to you & direct you to the resources you need.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You're absolutely not nothing. You're important. And you're wonderful. Please reach out to talk to someone who can help you through this extremely difficult time you're experiencing.

Call or text 988 or chat 988lifeline.org.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Please don't go anywhere. You are seen, valued, and worthy. Do you have someone you can talk to?
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Or as deservedly...?
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New hockey phrase: "Holy Mackedonia!"
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I meant to say that your sister would try to take all the stuff put for sale. 😁
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fill the storage unit with stuff you want to get rid of and get your Mom to post it "for sale". Your Mom can get rid of some stuff, and sis gets her "inheritance".
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Way to go, Winnie!
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
FIFA would rather be corrupt than entertaining.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It hasn't aged well.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calisthenics that I don't seem necessary.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM