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thesixler
@thesixler.bsky.social
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Spencer Crittenden. I make dnd stuff and reskeet horrific news. check out @thathappenspod and my patreon. https://linktr.ee/thesixler
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Happy Thanksgiving!
A heathcliff comic depicting the family around a thanksgiving dinner table with heathcliff jumping down onto it from the ceiling while wearing a helmet that says gravy. That old man who is the main human guy has his mouth open, and seems surprised. The caption reads “”Wait. What happened to the gravy helmet?””
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A comic where a Republican hands hate to the New York Times and says “I hate trans people” then the times says “you hate trans people” then the Republican leaves and the New York Times is still holding the hate and the New York Times says “i hate trans people”
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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So close
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This is what I did today
Gengar who is a purple pokemon, except instead of gengar’s trademark Cheshire grin he has the chiseled features of handsome Squidward, the giga-chad jawed meme from SpongeBob
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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America fuck yeah
Bluesky screenshot of the official White House account being blocked by a right wing blocklist
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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My contribution to the discourse is that this book explains why everyone is the way they are these days (12 years old)
The front cover of a book “adult children of emotionally immature parents” by Lindsay C Gibson
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Heathcliff comic depicting a man and his leashed dog looking at heathcliff sitting on a lawn outside of a house next to a signpost that reads “BEWARE OF BRO”
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I accidentally pissed off tons of Brits because I thought it would be funny to call beans on toast “beanut butter toast”
My post on threads saying “British people laugh at Americans for loving peanut butter but they eat beanut butter toast”
September 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Do you want to see a dead body
Me tweeting @thesixler.bsky.social @trumpfan4ever.bsky.social fuck you, jerk!
June 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen @beetlemoses.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Spotify is testing Ai generated descriptions for podcasts. Here’s the one it made for That Happens. Zero notes.
Spotify is testing Al generated descriptions for podcasts. Please check this summary for accuracy."That Happens": What it is: "That Happens" is a comedy podcast hosted by Spencer Crittenden and Chup Chunklet. It's known for its blend of conversational humor, improvisational comedy, and, notably, segments featuring tabletop role-playing games (primarily Dungeons & Dragons). The Hosts: • Spencer Crittenden: Best known as the Dungeon Master (DM) from the popular podcast "Harmontown." He brings
April 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is my favorite kind of doughnut and it doesn’t really have a real name. Ive only ever seen people call them chocolate chip doughnut but that name doesn’t do enough to convey what this doughnut is. The filling is a bunch of chocolate chips and cinnamon powder. It’s very strange but amazing!!!
Rectangular raised doughnut, with chocolate icing and mini chocolate chips on top The same donut but bitten in half revealing a filling of mini chocolate chips and cinnamon powder
April 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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3 panel mspaint comic. A guy is looking at a group of 5 people talking. He says “hey sorry to bother you guys, I’m sure you’re having a good time, but can someone give me a thumbs up?” One of the guys gives him a big thumbs up. Then he says “wow thanks, I hope you have a wonderful day” as they go back to talking to each other.
April 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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1 tablespoon of Parmesan cheese is some of the best 20 calories I’ll ever spend
Nutrition label of Parmesan cheese. “Nutrition Amount/serving % Daily Valve no in a Facts about 28 servings per container Serving size 1 Tbsp (5g) calories 20 per serving HEEPENTIS PARMIESN CHESE PASTEURUED MLK CHESE OIDESAE PREVENT CAKING), NATAMYCIN (MOLD INHIBITOR). CONTAINS: MILK. DISTRIBUTED BY THE KROGER CO, CINCINAT, HI 43202 FOR MORE PRODUCT INFORMATION, SCAN UPC USING YOUR KROGER APP OR CALL 800-632-6900”
April 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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My jinzo t shirt has people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Black t shirt image from a store. Shirt depicts jinzo, a humanoid monster in a robe from yugioh, along with the word jinzo
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Motherfucker I will kill you with a gun
My phone Lock Screen with a Duolingo notification that reads “Seriously Spencer Crittenden? You came back just to ghost me again? Do a Japanese lesson now!”
March 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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How the fuck is HOLLYWOOD REPORTER going to make a headline of a DEEPFAKE video that suggests REAL CELEBRITIES MADE THE VIDEO

we are so fucking cooked it’s not even funny
Picture of David schwjmmer in black and white wearing a white t shirt bearing a Star of David and a middle finger Above a headline that reads “Celebrities Protest Kanye West in Fake Al Video; Scarlett Johansson Makes... Celebrities - including David Schwimmer, Steven Spielberg, Jerry Seinfeld, Adam ...”
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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A poster from aqua teen hunger force. Text says who is the drizzle and the picture is a darkened orange and black rain slicked evening with master shake wearing an eye mask shaped like a cloud with lightning bolts coming up like the flash’s helmet kinda. Master shake is a giant cup with little hands coming off the side of the cup. His eyes are glowing green.
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Bluesky, do better.
The same text but posted by me on threads where it got 4k likes and 150 RTs
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A tarot spread depicting a king of cups above a row of cards containing the 6 of swords, the world on top of the high priestess, and the devil, above a sideways 4 of pentacles
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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This is how it feels rn
Dawn of the first day -72 hours remain-
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Skibidi #DoYourOwnDishes
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I hope we all die and go to hell
“the fact one of the most popular ADHD websites sends so many emails advertising subscriptions to apps / magazines is grim actually”
January 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM