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Jasper 🍄
@theshrikeabyssal.bsky.social
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he/him | ao3/tumblr: justjasper | icon: risahb.bsky.social | banner: hoskky.tumblr.com

#dragonage 🔮 #criminalminds 🌵 #cats 🐳 #art 🪸 #writing ☀️ #animalcrossing
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mods are asleep post iron bull romance scene flycam cock box
an image of the iron bull from dragon age inquisition, an angle from a romance scene only viewable with a camera mod. the iron bull is reclining, and there is a black box where his erect penis would be. it is proportionally large
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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bull every time someone writes dorian in situations #adoribull
tweet that reads: i'd follow him to hell and back but i wish he'd just stop going there followed by an image from the dragon age trespasser dlc slides which feature an injured dorian being rescued by iron bull (the original slide featured a caption detailing dorian's kidnapping and subsequent rescue as an even post-dragon age inquisition game)
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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another classic, fandom wank edition
a screenshot of an anonymous ask on tumblr: please tag your Dorian/iron bull stuff #beastiality
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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#adoribull tumblr post of all time
screenshot of a tumblr post by goblin-gardens: dorian and bull date for 8 years and then are engaged for a week and a half
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Frosty morning
Green leaves covered in frost
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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www.tumblr.com/justjasper/1...
3 panel comic in the style of "asofterworld", taking a comic from their archive and the text overlaid on images of Dorian Pavus and The Iron bull, looking sad in the rain. Panel 1 [Dorian's face upturned]: I hate trying to put my desire into words Panel 2 [The Bull's shoulder/rainy frame]: when my body knows exactly what to say. Panel 3 [Iron Bulls face, looking sad]: Come home.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Oh it's a horror doc
Photo of statues dory, marlin and neno from Disney's Finding Nemo. They look uncanny Close up of a statue of marlin from finding Nemo. His face is very highly detailed in an uncanny way
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It's been so long I don't remember if this was an actual negative comment or just one of my friends with an inside joke but it did give me a laugh today
Archive of our own comment that reads verbatim: Iron Bull wiuld never lick somebodies anus
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Remember when #dragonage did Movember and topped it off with an official render of the Iron Bull lifting Dorian dirty dancing style on the back of a slain dragon? I do
Dorian Pavus being bodily lifted in a romantic twirl by the Iron Bull on the neck of a slain dragon from the videogame Dragon Age Inquisition
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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me in the dorian/bull ao3 tag: war, war never changes
image of dorian pavus and the iron bull from dragon age inquisition, with overlaid screenshots of archive of our own tags hidden for various inquistor/solas/cullen relationships tags, illustrating how the tag for the dorian/iron bull pairing is cluttered with content that features them as a minor/side pairing only.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Everyone making "inquisition mode" Dorian mods are cowards. Your thinm Dorian is going to keep the same look for a decade? Cmon I think getting a full on grey streak by 40 is camp as hell
Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age: The Veilguard. He is a brown skinned man with grey eyes and dark hair, a full curved moustache and pointed beard. He has long hair with a grey streak slicked back from his face.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Reminds me of one of my favourite comics! www.facebook.com/share/p/17nU...
4 panel comic, black drawings in yellow post it notes by eastcoastitnotes. Panel 1: a fahher and son siting in the car as the father drives and the son looks sad. Panel 2: father glances over at the sad looking son Panel 3: father says: son, what did you think the crematorium was gonna be? Panel 4: son: ice cream, factory Father: ahh. Makes sense
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Flora, I'm so sorry.... #animalcrossing
Screencaps of animal crossing new horizons, of a character speaking to flora (a pink flamingo) who says: huh? Dj j? No way! It's been... 2 years and 4 months since I saw you last!
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Shleepy Jeane
A small white cat sleeping in a grey bed
September 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Pretty sure this wasn't an intentional transgender anthem but it hits

(Alkaline Trio - balanced on a shelf)
A somewhat inviting, very different kind of hell To live without ever looking at your self Can you imagine? Did you ever play with dolls? You can protect your cotton heart behind a skin of porcelain walls You keep staring to your future Through these marvel lights they show Everything your never ever gonna have That's a giant pill but swallow if you can You'll start again You'll change your name And be reborn And begin to mend all that has been torn
September 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Love becoming a landscape photographer in vidyagames
An underwater cave with a hanging jellyfish like plant, with filtered sun beams pouring in An underwater forest of mushroom trees A glowing red coral, casting fractured shadows in a cave Many beds of underwater glowing plants and corals
September 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Subnautica, or underwater house simulator
An expansive base on subanutica A kitchen on subnautica, with a cuddle toy on a chair and a vending machine Underwater plants on subnautica, very colourful and glowing yellow Underwater glowing plants
September 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Not to be an "I always knew this was sus" brat but it has always been wild trans communities just let this one slide
Tweet by alexblechman Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
August 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I think about this video weekly #animalcrossing
August 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Four panel comic by hot paper comics. Panel 1: a figure sits pensively with the thought bubble: am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? Panel 2: a speech bubble descends from in high: hey man Panel 3: it's me the universe Panel 4: be kind, I don't care
July 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Worst kind of algorithm-feed format
Terrible Ms paint drawing representing a video of a cat with an unnessessary inset of a person who will inevitably ruin the video with pointless commentary.
July 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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He's doing silly shit with The Sims right now 😂
Screenshot of The Sims Facebook post, promoting a YouTube live event featuring T Pain, linked to the recent Sims 4 Enchanted By Nature expansion pack which introduced fairies.
July 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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For most of my childhood I though the lunch in Jurassic Park looked delicious - except I didn't realise it was fish (Chilean sea bass is mentioned in a prior scene) and thought it was the fattiest, and thus yummiest slice of belly pork I'd ever seen.
The lunch from Jurassic Park featuring slices of sea bass with various vegetables.
July 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Kermit of The Muppets fame, about to be pulled of stage with a wooden crook
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM