TheShinyGuy
@theshinyguy.bsky.social
28 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
But what if I had a full orgasm and *wasn't* tortured after? 👉👈
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But what if I had a full orgasm and *wasn't* tortured after? 👉👈
Unironically told mine I would call a significant portion of the scenes I do meditative experiences.
We'll have to practice some self-care next time we're in the same place 😉
We'll have to practice some self-care next time we're in the same place 😉
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Unironically told mine I would call a significant portion of the scenes I do meditative experiences.
We'll have to practice some self-care next time we're in the same place 😉
We'll have to practice some self-care next time we're in the same place 😉
The taillights really tie it all together
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The taillights really tie it all together
You've just made me realize I've gotta get some good butt pics, but where is that suit from??? I needdddddd 🤩
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You've just made me realize I've gotta get some good butt pics, but where is that suit from??? I needdddddd 🤩
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Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉
Ooh, a *real* challenge!
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ooh, a *real* challenge!
Where do I send in my CV?
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Where do I send in my CV?
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Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.
Bous abounded briefly around Berlin
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bous abounded briefly around Berlin
Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢