Kaden 🪐✨
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Kaden 🪐✨
@theshadowrealm.bsky.social
Chaotic cryptid | 28 | they/he pronouns 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

But bro, your butt

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For my angsty boy Malik: alcohol
For my golden retriever thembo Yaz: honestly almost anything, you could get them a rock and they’d be happy
For my girl Imogen: some new religious text she hasn’t read yet
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The way I would be obsessed with these 👁️👁️
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I like my spelling the way I like our means of measuring things: making absolutely no fucking sense and are determined by the alignment of the sun, moon, and stars
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gotta love the English language
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM