Lauren
thescatto.bsky.social
Lauren
@thescatto.bsky.social
I am who I am. And I’m me.
Nutcracker 2025 show 1

I’m here to crack nuts and take…

*touches ear mic*

Whaddya mean I did this already? It’s show 1?!

*touches ear mic again*

Oh. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Here we go again. Now I know what Bill Murray went thru on Groundhog Day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
To improve morale on the timeline, check out the SUPER SECRET summer project that I finished yesterday. It’s for friends who are not on Bluesky for their wedding. I’ll take it to the quilter when I pick my other quilt.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I told them to say hi but Rumble says ”wut” and Peep says “meh”.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You gotta be fucking kidding me, that is NUTCRACKER SNOW!
ON THE FLOOR! OF MY HOUSE! IN OCTOBER! I haven’t even been in the theater for three months.

KILL IT WITH FIRE
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This summer’s project will be heading to the quilter in the next few days!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think you don’t have a son, you have a Muppet
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have one more from the same show…
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Without downloading any new images where are you mentally
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know how you feel little sandbag, I know how you feel.
May 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I call Rumble “my puppy-cat”. Oftentimes just gets shortened to “my puppy”
May 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This cat has no idea what you are talking about.
May 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Aw yeah, lookee what came back from the quilter and is all done!
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve been quilting to help me deal with the horror show…

So to help distract you all here have a look at what is possibly the coolest thing I have ever made.

It’s gonna get sent to the quilter this weekend
March 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Walking out of the house this morning, I felt like Atreyu from Neverending story walking between the sphinxes.

Be confident!

They are only SMALL furry predators
February 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is a disgruntled face a baby who keeps trying to lick coconut flavored lotion off of me, she thinks it’s frosting. Fiasco, everyone likes frosting.
February 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
An anonymous stagehand was given a bag of these and had a blast. I say go nuts.
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nutcracker 2024 show 37

Maggiano’s catering for lunch, about 17 different types of cookies 22 different kinds of candy, and about to do another one. And we are all about to have a massive sugar crash

Happy holidays to all who celebrate.

Enjoy this photo of a carpenter turned Grinch!
December 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Nutcracker show 33

“But, Lauren,” you say “you are an electrician, why do you have to be at the call to refill the snow bags? Aren’t those scenery?”

Why yes, yes they are, but this is what I have to deal with instead… less of a filling and more of a REMOVING
December 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Nutcracker 2024 show 20

Stage management and wardrobe are in a decoration war. I’m not sure that anyone has mentioned this to wardrobe. SM keeps looking for more/ bigger decorations to compete and having me figure the wattage

Readers: they are already at capacity

But the best bit is on the door
December 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
My adult lunchables today has grapes and… I kinda blanked on the word “olives” and my brain said “salty grapes”

Tell me I’m wrong.
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The summer quilting project is finally complete!!!
October 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
September 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
… since when do tribbles have ears?
September 23, 2024 at 5:24 PM
The real reason my house is always a mess. Anything that gets put down becomes a cat bed. And… well… how am I supposed to argue with THAT FACE
September 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Just wanted to post a photo of my beasties. They always brighten my day, maybe they can brighten yours too…
August 28, 2024 at 3:03 AM