the return of spring and summer are personal attacks on me
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
the return of spring and summer are personal attacks on me
the great thing about advice is how often it's terrible
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
the great thing about advice is how often it's terrible
i can tell you the secret to success but then it wouldn't be a secret would it
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i can tell you the secret to success but then it wouldn't be a secret would it
guest: excited for the seahawks this year?
me: are they doing migration or something?
me: are they doing migration or something?
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
guest: excited for the seahawks this year?
me: are they doing migration or something?
me: are they doing migration or something?
captains log. stardate whatever the fuck. it's 4am and im hungry.
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
captains log. stardate whatever the fuck. it's 4am and im hungry.
my boss last week: why are we even working with these emergency housing non profits it's more trouble than it's worth
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
my boss last week: why are we even working with these emergency housing non profits it's more trouble than it's worth
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
you think yourself my match? then prove it: swipe right
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
you think yourself my match? then prove it: swipe right
bind -> bound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
bind -> bound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
as a child someone asked if i wanted to meet their dog. i was expecting a regular dog but instead got some kind of toy breed
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
as a child someone asked if i wanted to meet their dog. i was expecting a regular dog but instead got some kind of toy breed
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i gotta tell you that i have never once received or given the compliment "talented" as somehow meaning that ability or skill was unearned
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 AM
i gotta tell you that i have never once received or given the compliment "talented" as somehow meaning that ability or skill was unearned
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
you must rise to meet the occasion. you must bow politely to the occasion. you must exchange business cards with the occasion.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
you must rise to meet the occasion. you must bow politely to the occasion. you must exchange business cards with the occasion.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
what level of anxiety is making calendar reminders to apologize to people
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
what level of anxiety is making calendar reminders to apologize to people
cartoonishly evil country
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
cartoonishly evil country
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oh hey it's #PortfolioDay. I'm A. Marmot (or A-minus) and I make all kinds of pixel art ✨
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
oh hey it's #PortfolioDay. I'm A. Marmot (or A-minus) and I make all kinds of pixel art ✨
when pizzas on a bagel you can have pizza anytime fyi
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
when pizzas on a bagel you can have pizza anytime fyi
it is winter. it is dark. it is cold. it is wet.
it is
G O O D .
it is
G O O D .
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
it is winter. it is dark. it is cold. it is wet.
it is
G O O D .
it is
G O O D .
listen to me. my favorite thing about vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 is that in bloodlines 1 the plot is about there maybe being an asshole in a box
and then in 2 there is an asshole in a box but it is you.
and then in 2 there is an asshole in a box but it is you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
listen to me. my favorite thing about vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 is that in bloodlines 1 the plot is about there maybe being an asshole in a box
and then in 2 there is an asshole in a box but it is you.
and then in 2 there is an asshole in a box but it is you.
would you look at that. it's a clown posting online
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
would you look at that. it's a clown posting online
me via the new intercom camera: not even meth can save you from me
guy doing meth by the side exit:
guy doing meth by the side exit:
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
me via the new intercom camera: not even meth can save you from me
guy doing meth by the side exit:
guy doing meth by the side exit:
the reason i never make serious dnd characters is because i steadfastly believe that any fantasy world would be just as if not more absurd than this one.
also because im not a serious person and don't take many things seriously.
also because im not a serious person and don't take many things seriously.
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
the reason i never make serious dnd characters is because i steadfastly believe that any fantasy world would be just as if not more absurd than this one.
also because im not a serious person and don't take many things seriously.
also because im not a serious person and don't take many things seriously.
did they try to make an anthropomorphized corona virus sexy at one point or was that a dream
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
did they try to make an anthropomorphized corona virus sexy at one point or was that a dream
which chess piece am i and why
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
which chess piece am i and why
the #1 rule of overwatch is it's never my fault and everyone needs to know that
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
the #1 rule of overwatch is it's never my fault and everyone needs to know that