"If there's grass on the field, play ball." - 78yr-old Bill Donahue

In his defense, he's quite successful in his mission to suck in all the gold in existence while the universe goes poor.

I'm sorry, but you're really scratching the bottom of the barrel here. Goebbels's speech was "The Storm is Coming" whilst Miller clearly says "we are the storm." Also, Miller says, "we are on the side of God" whereas those dedicated Wehrmacht soldiers had "Gott mit uns" buckles. I could go on.

Writing a new 3-part standup special. And sometimes drinking wine and hitting up Zillow pretending I'm about to win the lottery.

Ah, that's fantastic. Big help. Thanks so much, man!

Side note, "Dr. Drew Pinsky" would be the perfect name for an impotent male pornstar.

He also wonders why I shave my fur and stand in it when it rains inside. It's very concerning.

How dare you! Just kidding, of course. :)

Happy to give my two cents on something you're working on in exchange. I've written, ghostwritten and doctored nearly 100 screenplays, so know my stuff a little bit, and am always supportive and constructive.

Happy to give my two cents on something you're working on in exchange. I've written, ghostwritten and doctored nearly 100 screenplays, so know my stuff a little bit, and am always supportive and constructive.