The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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For all of you #TheRoom fans, here's an hourly dose of Johnny and his best friends.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Patron 1: I wanna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water.
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Patron 1: I wanna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water.
Denny: You look good too.
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Denny: You look good too.
Mark: Already?
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mark: Already?
Johnny: Well we'll see… Denny, don't plan too much.
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Johnny: Well we'll see… Denny, don't plan too much.
Johnny: Oh, hi Denny.
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Johnny: Oh, hi Denny.
Mark: Bye.
January 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Mark: Bye.
Lisa: You guys worry entirely too much about me.
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Lisa: You guys worry entirely too much about me.
Johnny: Denny, don't worry about that.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Johnny: Denny, don't worry about that.
Peter: So you don't see Lisa again, and you definitely don't sleep with her again!
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Peter: So you don't see Lisa again, and you definitely don't sleep with her again!
Johnny: (shoving Lisa down onto the couch) How dare you talk to me like that!
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Johnny: (shoving Lisa down onto the couch) How dare you talk to me like that!
Mark: I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what's going on here?
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Mark: I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what's going on here?
Claudette: What are these characters doing here?
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Claudette: What are these characters doing here?
Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you.
Lisa: I don't see what the big deal is.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Lisa: I don't see what the big deal is.
Johnny: In fact I know she isn't.
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Johnny: In fact I know she isn't.
Johnny: It's over.
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Johnny: It's over.
Mark: What are you talking about?
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Mark: What are you talking about?
Johnny: I would do anything for my girl.
January 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Johnny: I would do anything for my girl.
Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
Mark: I don't think so.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Mark: I don't think so.
Johnny: I have something for you.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Johnny: I have something for you.
Lisa: Okay, mom.
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Lisa: Okay, mom.
Mark: It's good, bro.
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Mark: It's good, bro.
Denny: Just leave!
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Denny: Just leave!
Johnny: You shouldn't have any secrets from me.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Johnny: You shouldn't have any secrets from me.