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This Chupacabra is very disappointed by his numbers
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This Chupacabra is very disappointed by his numbers
How does the beef fit in with a turducken?
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How does the beef fit in with a turducken?
Now I want a Spirograph!
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Now I want a Spirograph!
He will always be POS47 to me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He will always be POS47 to me.
I used the word “bung” in Words With Friends yesterday 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I used the word “bung” in Words With Friends yesterday 🤭
“Also, even though you don’t need or want a root canal, the president thinks every American should get one and that will be effective immediately.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“Also, even though you don’t need or want a root canal, the president thinks every American should get one and that will be effective immediately.”
Yes and I’d definitely sit in First Class🍸🍸. All of my post apocalyptic shows have taught me that you need to take advantage of every situation. Plus, who doesn’t want George Clooney ready to fulfill every request?🤭
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yes and I’d definitely sit in First Class🍸🍸. All of my post apocalyptic shows have taught me that you need to take advantage of every situation. Plus, who doesn’t want George Clooney ready to fulfill every request?🤭
I think I would have left Albuquerque and taken over George Clooney’s house on Lake Como…
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I think I would have left Albuquerque and taken over George Clooney’s house on Lake Como…
Look in a mirror, Mitch, and see the person who could have stopped him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Look in a mirror, Mitch, and see the person who could have stopped him.
Furniture shopping?
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Furniture shopping?
Duffy: “You’re going to get on a plane dressed like that?”
Me: “You’re not my mom or the boss of me! So STFU!”
Hall monitors bring out the worst in me.😬
Me: “You’re not my mom or the boss of me! So STFU!”
Hall monitors bring out the worst in me.😬
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Duffy: “You’re going to get on a plane dressed like that?”
Me: “You’re not my mom or the boss of me! So STFU!”
Hall monitors bring out the worst in me.😬
Me: “You’re not my mom or the boss of me! So STFU!”
Hall monitors bring out the worst in me.😬
Thank you sir. My dad was diagnosed with ALS in the summer of 2022 and died in August 2023. It is a heinous disease that robs us of time with our loved ones.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Thank you sir. My dad was diagnosed with ALS in the summer of 2022 and died in August 2023. It is a heinous disease that robs us of time with our loved ones.
He seems to be more of a Hamburgler
a cartoon character is holding a stack of hamburgers in his hands .
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a stack of hamburgers in his hands .🙌🏾
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November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He seems to be more of a Hamburgler
Someone is not going to be invited to the family barbecue at the park this weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Someone is not going to be invited to the family barbecue at the park this weekend.
When my kids were little they called the live action version of Disney movies the “human _____”. So I guess the “human Moana” doesn’t really exist.🤔
For the record, they always preferred the animated version.
For the record, they always preferred the animated version.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When my kids were little they called the live action version of Disney movies the “human _____”. So I guess the “human Moana” doesn’t really exist.🤔
For the record, they always preferred the animated version.
For the record, they always preferred the animated version.
This would make a great coffee table book.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This would make a great coffee table book.
Someone is here in Portland…
This was taken this morning at around 9am.
This was taken this morning at around 9am.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Someone is here in Portland…
This was taken this morning at around 9am.
This was taken this morning at around 9am.
BJ and the Bear
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a flag that says corps
Alt: Sex offender and his sycophant with President Zelenskyy
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November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
BJ and the Bear
What do you think the shipping cost would be? Asking for a friend in the PNW.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What do you think the shipping cost would be? Asking for a friend in the PNW.
My brain read “he’s cashing out” and I got excited. 😖
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My brain read “he’s cashing out” and I got excited. 😖
Did he mention the Romanovs? He somehow works the Romanovs into every diatribe when referring to the Trumps.🙄
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did he mention the Romanovs? He somehow works the Romanovs into every diatribe when referring to the Trumps.🙄
