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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️
@theredactedstorm.bsky.social
Trans, Ace, Artist, Poetry Enthusiast, Professional Fool, Mom, Gay as all Heck, Full Time Drawfee Fan, Native American/Indigenous Studies Major, Autism, ADHD, cPTSD.

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@attaboyralph.bsky.social Hey Ralph, just saw the new Drawfee stream and I had an idea.

If you're genuinely looking for enemies, I've always wanted to be someone's honorary enemy. Just two people cursing each other's names, shaking fists, that sort of thing.

Just some good natured enemyship.
May 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They mine the rocks
and ground them up.
They steal their souls,
utilitarian use demands
an empty vessel.
They mix them and lay them
on top of earth that once
held them close,
in the form of streets
and buildings
and they choke out
the plants that live there too.

(1/2)
March 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me remembering something about myself:

"Oh right, I forgot that was canon."
December 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I want the Oreo company to keep making flavor combinations that equate to "Oreo Flavored Oreo" until the Oreos collapse in on themselves.
December 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Her: Tangerine

Me: Tangeroone
December 27, 2024 at 7:12 AM
They're calling it awakemaxxing.

Learn how debilitating insomnia can work for you.
December 27, 2024 at 7:05 AM
My partner gifted me a new hair trimmer for crimbus!

So I treated myself to a full shave of my torso.

I'm so smooth y'all.
December 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Growing up, this would be my favorite time of year because I could actually feel the holiday cheer in the air.

There was a noticeable shift. It was great.

I haven't felt that magic in the air since 2017.

Today just feels like any old Wednesday.

It doesn't even feel like December.

It's sad.
December 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I feel like I'd enjoy being someone's honorary nemesis.

Like, I don't want to do anything terrible to anyone in order to become one.

I just want to have someone shake their fist and curse my name every now and then.
December 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Do not read this.

It is illegal to read this.
December 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I've officially hit 400 followers! Huzzah!

Hello to all of you that are human!
Hello to all of you that are bots!

Welcome!
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
It is as it always has been.

If it was about civility, then violence against the marginalized would be unthinkable.

If it was about civility, our anger would be met with compassion.

If it was about civility, we'd have never gotten to this point.

Ever.

We want life, they want fawning.

No more.
December 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Legend states that if your cat puts their butthole on your ear, you receive approximately 37 minutes of pretty middling luck.
December 23, 2024 at 4:46 AM
There's one thing I've debated on changing during my whole transition, and I still haven't decided.

My voice.

I spent a lot of time working on it, pre-transition, making it sound smoother, getting it where I like it. Same with my singing voice.

I don't know if I want something different.

1/2
December 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Haha, yeah, I love to do sex.

I love to put my *checks notes* benis into a *checks notes* bagina.
December 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Y'all better consider yourself lucky that I don't know how to play any instrument that allows me to sing at the same time.

Because I'd be reeeeeaaaal insufferable about it on here.

I like to sing, and the only thing stopping me from uploading videos is the lack of music.
December 22, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I like to think that @cockremover.bsky.social has enough posts that she™ can insert a relevant screenshot into any thread.
December 22, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Just got done watching my daughter's first band performance, and let me tell you.

As a former band kid myself, I've never been prouder!
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Okay, I'm off to bed now.

Make sure to keep in down in here, okay?
December 19, 2024 at 6:53 AM
That's me in the corner.

That's me in the spotlight.

That's me under the floorboards.

That's me in the crawlspace.

That's me chewing through the wires in the walls.

Yep. Looks like an infestation to me.
December 19, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Being trampled by 30-40 wild hogs would fix me.
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
guy who's really excited to see goofy at disney world : LETS HYUCKING GOOOO !
guy who's really excuted to prepare corn for dinner : LETS SHUCKING GOOOO !
guy whos really excited to watch people limbo but doesn't understand the rules: LETS DUCKING GOOOO!
December 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Literacy is as easy as ABC.

A - I
B - Don't Know
C - How to Read
December 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Mango Carrot Cake.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Of all the thoughts I've ever had, this is not one of them.
December 18, 2024 at 4:55 AM