Weren’t drunk enough to NOT clock his tricks.**

There was a magician at our local Oktoberfest a while back, and ngl, it was AWFUL. Like even at the OKTOBERFEST, people weren’t drunk enough to clock his tricks with ease. It did not go well.

Thought this exact thing. Really needed someone in the room when he called the reporter “piggy” to give him a hearty “Fuck You!”

I have never heard of the Learned League, but I love trivia! This looks fun!

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My two-year-old can count to twenty and they act like she’s John Fucking von Neumann.

This shutdown fight was a test. And Senate democrats failed. All of you. So forgive me and everyone else for saying we don’t believe you and would like to put others in place who are willing to throw a punch when it matters - not after the fight is over.

Ever heard of a primary?

A “number.” Thing about numbers is you can count them. So how many? Enough? Be specific or gtfo.

Ah, but he’s be harming democrats, which is legal. Checkmate.

Clearly laws don’t matter these days, so he could try?

If you think we’re going to blame the Republicans for this, then you should resign right fucking now. Your party is dying tonight, and you’re stuck with your head in the sand.