The Real Slim Sherri
@therealslimsherri.bsky.social
Unapologetically authentic GenXer. Comedian, truth-teller, and Queen of Zero F’s. Here to make you laugh, think, and maybe spit your coffee.
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IG - 1.5M
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FB - 1.7M
YT - 125K
Threads - 322K
www.therealslimsherri.com
Now looking for investors 😂 #morningmood #coffee
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Now looking for investors 😂 #morningmood #coffee
I thought I was ready, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the gut punch I got today. Goonies… released June 7, 1985. Goonies turns 40 this year 😳
If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.
#genx #80smovies #notokay
If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.
#genx #80smovies #notokay
April 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I thought I was ready, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the gut punch I got today. Goonies… released June 7, 1985. Goonies turns 40 this year 😳
If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.
#genx #80smovies #notokay
If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.
#genx #80smovies #notokay
April 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
GenX, we were the last generation that truly knew how to be bored without saying it out loud!
Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
April 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
GenX, we were the last generation that truly knew how to be bored without saying it out loud!
Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
Who remembers when your mom would be like, “Hold still,” douse your open wound in this radioactive red juice, maybe blow on it once, then scream “GO PLAY!” Ahhh the memories 😂 #genx #boomers #70s #nostalgia #memories
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Who remembers when your mom would be like, “Hold still,” douse your open wound in this radioactive red juice, maybe blow on it once, then scream “GO PLAY!” Ahhh the memories 😂 #genx #boomers #70s #nostalgia #memories
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why are we like this?
March 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why are we like this?
I know the feel of the toilet brush is right but it’s definitely wrong…don’t do it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I know the feel of the toilet brush is right but it’s definitely wrong…don’t do it.
It’s only Monday!
February 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s only Monday!
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
January 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
PSA: walk away, it’s not worth it and they have more experience 😂
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
PSA: walk away, it’s not worth it and they have more experience 😂
#2025, we need to talk. You’re out here clownin’ with snow machines in the south, fires in the west, earthquake in Maine, and everything else you’re throwning into this dumpster fire. Chill out! I’m already exhausted, and we haven’t even made it to February!
January 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#2025, we need to talk. You’re out here clownin’ with snow machines in the south, fires in the west, earthquake in Maine, and everything else you’re throwning into this dumpster fire. Chill out! I’m already exhausted, and we haven’t even made it to February!
Take a break and turn down the volume—mainstream or social, it’ll drive you batsh*t crazy. Guard your peace at all costs, because the echo chamber (aka “the algo”) was designed to warp our view.
Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Take a break and turn down the volume—mainstream or social, it’ll drive you batsh*t crazy. Guard your peace at all costs, because the echo chamber (aka “the algo”) was designed to warp our view.
Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
They just out here canceling school at the threat of snow 24 hours before the snow arrives! If it even arrives 🙄 These kids don’t know!
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They just out here canceling school at the threat of snow 24 hours before the snow arrives! If it even arrives 🙄 These kids don’t know!
Hey, we’re all floating in the same boat paddling with one oar and a rubber. Ducky for life vest. So just keep swimming. #slimsherri
January 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey, we’re all floating in the same boat paddling with one oar and a rubber. Ducky for life vest. So just keep swimming. #slimsherri
Good morning you marvelous misfits! Rise and forking shine! Get your backside moving and make today your little bish! #dailydoseofslimsherri #motivation #goodmorning
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Good morning you marvelous misfits! Rise and forking shine! Get your backside moving and make today your little bish! #dailydoseofslimsherri #motivation #goodmorning
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
2025 vs 1980’s Parents
#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
January 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
2025 vs 1980’s Parents
#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
Some days feel like a total loss but I promise, good ones will come along! Head high baby! Middle finger higher!! #therealslimsherri #fyp #gonnabeokay
January 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Some days feel like a total loss but I promise, good ones will come along! Head high baby! Middle finger higher!! #therealslimsherri #fyp #gonnabeokay
Well the TikTok scare led to this. What am I doing? 😳 Is this the beginning of a Slim Sherri blog?!? I’m crazy! Is anyone even going to read this?? open.substack.com/pub/thereals...
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well the TikTok scare led to this. What am I doing? 😳 Is this the beginning of a Slim Sherri blog?!? I’m crazy! Is anyone even going to read this?? open.substack.com/pub/thereals...
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM