Literate Lawyer
@therealsec.bsky.social
Lawyer who’d rather be reading or writing fiction. Golden Retriever lover and Gamecock. Blue dot in red state. Avi is 😇 Tucker, banner is Kiawah Island. Only respond to DMs if I know you.
The most alarming thing about this clip is that Sam Altman procreated. 😱
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The most alarming thing about this clip is that Sam Altman procreated. 😱
The Supreme Court used to command respect. I miss those days.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Supreme Court used to command respect. I miss those days.
Congratulations! You are really racking up the honors these days—deservedly so.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Congratulations! You are really racking up the honors these days—deservedly so.
My first thought, as well!
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My first thought, as well!
That’s awful. You really need to fix it. We have the worst insurance system.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That’s awful. You really need to fix it. We have the worst insurance system.
They simply don’t want to pay. Bad for profits and investors
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They simply don’t want to pay. Bad for profits and investors
I’m done. Always scraping the bottom of the barrel.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m done. Always scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Appeal! That’s ridiculous.
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Appeal! That’s ridiculous.
I was a divorce lawyer—I know all too well
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was a divorce lawyer—I know all too well
I’ve already gotten text to contribute to Jasmine’s Senate campaign!
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’ve already gotten text to contribute to Jasmine’s Senate campaign!
Or when he leaves you for a 20something trophy and you can’t afford a lawyer.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Or when he leaves you for a 20something trophy and you can’t afford a lawyer.
Guac, like me, isn’t fond of Mondays.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Guac, like me, isn’t fond of Mondays.
You prompted me to look at her LI and you were right! Also, can’t read this without remembering how E. Jean unfailingly referred to her as “Alina Habba, Esquire” through her book! 😂 Also, I was always told attorneys shouldn’t use esq. to refer to themselves.
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You prompted me to look at her LI and you were right! Also, can’t read this without remembering how E. Jean unfailingly referred to her as “Alina Habba, Esquire” through her book! 😂 Also, I was always told attorneys shouldn’t use esq. to refer to themselves.
Without tariffs it wouldn’t be needed!
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Without tariffs it wouldn’t be needed!
😂 just posted same on another thread—great minds!
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
😂 just posted same on another thread—great minds!
Went to law school to avoid math and yet here I am derp in spreadsheet hell rn.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Went to law school to avoid math and yet here I am derp in spreadsheet hell rn.
Think they mean Chateau Margaux. And could appetizers be less creative?
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Think they mean Chateau Margaux. And could appetizers be less creative?
MEDICARE ADVANTAGE IS A SCAM. PERIOD.
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
MEDICARE ADVANTAGE IS A SCAM. PERIOD.
I thought it was Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I thought it was Johnson
In case anyone wants to know Mike Johnson’s shoe size.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In case anyone wants to know Mike Johnson’s shoe size.
Lucky you! She’s adorable!
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lucky you! She’s adorable!
You are in for a treat! One of my 2025 favorites.
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You are in for a treat! One of my 2025 favorites.