Bearded Dragon
@therealsawfty.bsky.social
I love ttrpgs and mtgs
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Be nice to each other... or else!
Writer/Actor
CEO of www.frigidpigeon.com
Be nice to each other... or else!
That whole Jedi lineage fucks.
Dooku taught Qui-Gon
Qui-Gon taught Obi-wan
Obi-wan taught Anakin and Luke
Anakin taught Ahsoka
Ahsoka taught Sabine
Luke taught Kylo and Rey
It's like the lightsaber version of Naruto Fuckboys
Dooku taught Qui-Gon
Qui-Gon taught Obi-wan
Obi-wan taught Anakin and Luke
Anakin taught Ahsoka
Ahsoka taught Sabine
Luke taught Kylo and Rey
It's like the lightsaber version of Naruto Fuckboys
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That whole Jedi lineage fucks.
Dooku taught Qui-Gon
Qui-Gon taught Obi-wan
Obi-wan taught Anakin and Luke
Anakin taught Ahsoka
Ahsoka taught Sabine
Luke taught Kylo and Rey
It's like the lightsaber version of Naruto Fuckboys
Dooku taught Qui-Gon
Qui-Gon taught Obi-wan
Obi-wan taught Anakin and Luke
Anakin taught Ahsoka
Ahsoka taught Sabine
Luke taught Kylo and Rey
It's like the lightsaber version of Naruto Fuckboys
Uh, ya. Played by Christopher Lee, one of the most badass old men in cinema!
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Uh, ya. Played by Christopher Lee, one of the most badass old men in cinema!
I mean, he was trained by Count Dooku. And you CANNOT convince me that silver haired fox didn't fuck!!
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I mean, he was trained by Count Dooku. And you CANNOT convince me that silver haired fox didn't fuck!!
But then Shmi started to catch feelings and Qui-Gon is not a 1 MILF guy so he's like "sorry, could only free one of you. Anyway, gotta go. Jedi business and whatnot."
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
But then Shmi started to catch feelings and Qui-Gon is not a 1 MILF guy so he's like "sorry, could only free one of you. Anyway, gotta go. Jedi business and whatnot."
The Louvre "i can't believe thieves managed to get past our terrible security and steal valuable paintings that most of the world has never seen or heard of!"
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Louvre "i can't believe thieves managed to get past our terrible security and steal valuable paintings that most of the world has never seen or heard of!"
That's why Padme was always hanging out with a little kid. Qui-Gon was like "I need you to keep the boy busy for 15 min. Maybe 20."
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That's why Padme was always hanging out with a little kid. Qui-Gon was like "I need you to keep the boy busy for 15 min. Maybe 20."
The sith were always like "i sense a jedi near by." And the jedi were like "nope lalalala i don't feel that bad feeling i'm feeling."
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The sith were always like "i sense a jedi near by." And the jedi were like "nope lalalala i don't feel that bad feeling i'm feeling."
Ya, I can see Qui-Gon being a total MILF hunter lol
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ya, I can see Qui-Gon being a total MILF hunter lol
I feel like Qui-Gon got some too. He was very rebellious and didn't approve of the way the council did things, and that included smashin' galactic hotties. Probably where Obi-wan learned it from.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I feel like Qui-Gon got some too. He was very rebellious and didn't approve of the way the council did things, and that included smashin' galactic hotties. Probably where Obi-wan learned it from.
Free thine self from the over the shoulder boulder holder!
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Free thine self from the over the shoulder boulder holder!
that's fair. Could always just style it while it grows back. Or get a cosplay of Edna out of the way though while opportunity knocks hehe. Still, i think it looks great! And it'll be over in a couple weeks.
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
that's fair. Could always just style it while it grows back. Or get a cosplay of Edna out of the way though while opportunity knocks hehe. Still, i think it looks great! And it'll be over in a couple weeks.
Lol why? A. It will eventually grow back. B. Edna is a badass. C. "You look fabulous dahling."
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Lol why? A. It will eventually grow back. B. Edna is a badass. C. "You look fabulous dahling."
Cause there are certainly more than 31k misogynistic ragebate fanboys out there. So only 31k disliking it on day 1 means even the others aren't that pissed about it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Cause there are certainly more than 31k misogynistic ragebate fanboys out there. So only 31k disliking it on day 1 means even the others aren't that pissed about it.
The misogynistic fan boys were gonna dislike it no matter what the trailer looked like. Their lives are sad and they have to take their rage out online. But a lot of ppl who like a trailer don't click "like". They just think "that looks sweet" and move on. So i think only 31k dislikes is positive.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The misogynistic fan boys were gonna dislike it no matter what the trailer looked like. Their lives are sad and they have to take their rage out online. But a lot of ppl who like a trailer don't click "like". They just think "that looks sweet" and move on. So i think only 31k dislikes is positive.
it's also SUPER expensive. I think it costs as much as a pardon.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
it's also SUPER expensive. I think it costs as much as a pardon.
Oh shit its borderless too. It's not as good as the DJT fracture foil, but it still isn't bad.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh shit its borderless too. It's not as good as the DJT fracture foil, but it still isn't bad.
This is the same answer to the question "why do i have so much trama? I had a good home life." and then you remember all of the 80s and 90s movies you grew up on.
By todays standards our 80s and 90s kids films would be considered horror and mind altering.
By todays standards our 80s and 90s kids films would be considered horror and mind altering.
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is the same answer to the question "why do i have so much trama? I had a good home life." and then you remember all of the 80s and 90s movies you grew up on.
By todays standards our 80s and 90s kids films would be considered horror and mind altering.
By todays standards our 80s and 90s kids films would be considered horror and mind altering.
This is almost like a reverse Trostani and i'm here for it!
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is almost like a reverse Trostani and i'm here for it!
That's true. I heard a lot of the scalpers lost big on the spider-man set cause they assumed it was gonna be as explosive as FF. Which it was not.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's true. I heard a lot of the scalpers lost big on the spider-man set cause they assumed it was gonna be as explosive as FF. Which it was not.