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Deadpool 3 really did ruin Hulk Hands for everyone.
Hell, they even included them in with the latest Deadpool figure, which is the second time they included one of Wade's um... pleasure aids with the toy.
Hell, they even included them in with the latest Deadpool figure, which is the second time they included one of Wade's um... pleasure aids with the toy.
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Deadpool 3 really did ruin Hulk Hands for everyone.
Hell, they even included them in with the latest Deadpool figure, which is the second time they included one of Wade's um... pleasure aids with the toy.
Hell, they even included them in with the latest Deadpool figure, which is the second time they included one of Wade's um... pleasure aids with the toy.
I saw this at first glance:
The Simpsons X Files GIF
ALT: The Simpsons X Files GIF
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I saw this at first glance:
That cover art screams 1990s. Unless...
Is it too late to have them add more pouches?
Is it too late to have them add more pouches?
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
That cover art screams 1990s. Unless...
Is it too late to have them add more pouches?
Is it too late to have them add more pouches?
Helps that it was also a good Nerf gun. I still have a couple of those Mavericks and they hold up.
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Helps that it was also a good Nerf gun. I still have a couple of those Mavericks and they hold up.
I still legit don't understand how there is still a market for Harry Potter stuff. Like, I get people trying to separate the art from the artist, but she's still alive and profiting from all this AND she was in with Epstein, so now we know she's an even BIGGER monster than we already thought.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I still legit don't understand how there is still a market for Harry Potter stuff. Like, I get people trying to separate the art from the artist, but she's still alive and profiting from all this AND she was in with Epstein, so now we know she's an even BIGGER monster than we already thought.
Ian is timeless.
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ian is timeless.
I seriously do not understand why companies still make Harry Potter merch. I can't imagine the mass-desire for HP stuff is what it used to be since its creator has come out as a massive fetid pustule of a person.
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I seriously do not understand why companies still make Harry Potter merch. I can't imagine the mass-desire for HP stuff is what it used to be since its creator has come out as a massive fetid pustule of a person.
The Billionaires won't march... They'll send their assistants to do it for them.
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The Billionaires won't march... They'll send their assistants to do it for them.
The scant amounts of glue used to hold that thing together are NOT going to last in that desert heat.
On the plus side: less rain, so fewer chances for them to get slightly wet and explode.
On the plus side: less rain, so fewer chances for them to get slightly wet and explode.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The scant amounts of glue used to hold that thing together are NOT going to last in that desert heat.
On the plus side: less rain, so fewer chances for them to get slightly wet and explode.
On the plus side: less rain, so fewer chances for them to get slightly wet and explode.
A horror film dowsed in early 00s sci-fi schlock that's over the top and even a little self-deprecating...
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
A horror film dowsed in early 00s sci-fi schlock that's over the top and even a little self-deprecating...
It's awesome.
It's awesome.