Jonesy
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I put “Dahmer” on my AP English nonfiction recommended reading list this school year, and you’ve picked up a few teenaged fans in California!
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I put “Dahmer” on my AP English nonfiction recommended reading list this school year, and you’ve picked up a few teenaged fans in California!
Right now we’re just screwed. When they toss out California’s gerrymander then we’re fucked. I give it a couple weeks
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Right now we’re just screwed. When they toss out California’s gerrymander then we’re fucked. I give it a couple weeks
TOONCES??
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
TOONCES??
They’re calling him “Bob 2” and this kid from craft services is demanding a Hollywood payday
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They’re calling him “Bob 2” and this kid from craft services is demanding a Hollywood payday
They clearly don’t want to litigate if they can avoid and also they know that gooners will uh, find a way
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They clearly don’t want to litigate if they can avoid and also they know that gooners will uh, find a way
As a dude with a 2002 regdate on something awful my downloadable media access will be pried from my cold dead hands
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
As a dude with a 2002 regdate on something awful my downloadable media access will be pried from my cold dead hands
Middle/high school teacher: “How do you put up with [some random thing that’s totally normal for teens to do]???”
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Middle/high school teacher: “How do you put up with [some random thing that’s totally normal for teens to do]???”
Desperately want to send this to my architect dad but he’s old and it might kill him
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Desperately want to send this to my architect dad but he’s old and it might kill him
this is why, as a teacher, I still use a physical grade book for important assignments
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this is why, as a teacher, I still use a physical grade book for important assignments
Normally I find the New Yorker’s little affected diacritics amusing but when paired with Louis cks face it makes me want to puke forever
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normally I find the New Yorker’s little affected diacritics amusing but when paired with Louis cks face it makes me want to puke forever
I actually saw avocados the size of grapefruits yesterday. There was no price tag but I felt sure knowing the price would give me nightmares so I walked away
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I actually saw avocados the size of grapefruits yesterday. There was no price tag but I felt sure knowing the price would give me nightmares so I walked away
Maybe posting this feels good for you, but it isn’t the actual work of deconstructing you might think it is
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Maybe posting this feels good for you, but it isn’t the actual work of deconstructing you might think it is
Man what’s up with 44% thinking it’ll make medicine better
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Man what’s up with 44% thinking it’ll make medicine better
Can Gong Li be in it too? PLEASE?
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Can Gong Li be in it too? PLEASE?
“Arrange these dominos fast enough and Brett Stephens gets a blast of fart spray to his face, wherever he is and what he’s doing”
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Arrange these dominos fast enough and Brett Stephens gets a blast of fart spray to his face, wherever he is and what he’s doing”
Billy Mays would have never
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Billy Mays would have never
I guess everyone could do like I accidentally did and leave my federal tax deductions too low and end up owing $3000 in april but as I've learned the IRS is very aggro
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I guess everyone could do like I accidentally did and leave my federal tax deductions too low and end up owing $3000 in april but as I've learned the IRS is very aggro
what… all this time I thought it was Goldmund???
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
what… all this time I thought it was Goldmund???
Versant got nothin on global tetrahedron
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Versant got nothin on global tetrahedron
Ahh, 7th grade, my old stomping grounds. I teach high school now but prepandemic my middle schoolers were some of the most reasonable people I knew. Sad how online society has lowered the bar for everyone else
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ahh, 7th grade, my old stomping grounds. I teach high school now but prepandemic my middle schoolers were some of the most reasonable people I knew. Sad how online society has lowered the bar for everyone else
“Everyone is 12 now” theory proven accurate once again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Everyone is 12 now” theory proven accurate once again.
Knot tying is a lovely hobby
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Knot tying is a lovely hobby