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I’m thinking Mike Johnson is in someone’s files.

Only 99?

Aside from the fact that Trump is trying to start armed conflicts on multiple fronts, Trump has never offered any government funding for incentives, for people to join the police force, in our nation's largest cities. Instead he deployed NG into situations they were never trained for.

Have you ever wondered if dinosaurs actually ran up to their dinner and yelled at it?

You forgot Toy Story 3

Remember when we said that we’ll fix all the laws he broke the first time around?

I reach right for the rubbing alcohol. To remind myself what it was like before Neosporin.

I have a tendency to drop one-liner jabs. Especially when men can't stop talking about trump. "Jeez, do you write love letters to the guy?"

"you seem quite infatuated"

"seriously, the man wears more makeup than your girlfriend"

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Cheap suit, bought off of a rack.

Trump will die long before he can be punished. But his sycophants won't.

I’m actually hoping that the FBI agents that came to my house because I overheard a plot to bomb Biden inauguration, got the axe. These agents actually insisted that Trump got more votes than Biden.

He’ll throw Noem under the bus.

A realtor uploaded all of documents to a cloud server, then she shared the drive link in a tip line.