Trader Joe cashier: What do you call a chicken that fights back?
Me: No
Cashier: Kung Pao Chicken
Me: Yeah, that’s going back to the men in my house

Californians driving in the rain look like they are playin Slip ‘n Slide with cars 😬

I had no idea people were going nuts over a Trader Joe canvas bag until my friend gave me one for my birthday! I still don’t understand the obsession

People in NorCal be like “stop signs are suggestions…”