Murphy’s Law
@thepoopface.bsky.social
Former IG: @The_Poopface
Done being passive.
Resist.
Done being passive.
Resist.
For those of us who wish they could spend more time farting on their cats…
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For those of us who wish they could spend more time farting on their cats…
Update: did not make enough money for gas to get to thanksgiving with the family…
My only table tonight….
My only table tonight….
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Update: did not make enough money for gas to get to thanksgiving with the family…
My only table tonight….
My only table tonight….
AT THIS POINT, I WISH I JUST HAD A PRESIDENT WHO KNEW THE WORD “GROCERIES”!!!! IM NOT MEANT FOR THIS REALITY!!!! For the LOVE OF FUCK, Someone restore normal life IN THE UNITED STATES! (IM USING CAPS LIKE THAT MANIAC!! THATS WHERE IM AT!!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
AT THIS POINT, I WISH I JUST HAD A PRESIDENT WHO KNEW THE WORD “GROCERIES”!!!! IM NOT MEANT FOR THIS REALITY!!!! For the LOVE OF FUCK, Someone restore normal life IN THE UNITED STATES! (IM USING CAPS LIKE THAT MANIAC!! THATS WHERE IM AT!!)
Nothing commands respect like lingerie…
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nothing commands respect like lingerie…
Soccer boots on for the wrong pitch….
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Soccer boots on for the wrong pitch….
Not me, LITERALLY MAKING SURE I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD GAS TO GET TO MY FAMILY’S THANKSGIVING DINNER!! PICKING UP EXTRA SHIFTS AT MY SECOND JOB TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY ASSIGNED SIDE-DISH FOR MY FAMILY THANKSGIVING DINNER!! #ThanksTrump
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not me, LITERALLY MAKING SURE I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD GAS TO GET TO MY FAMILY’S THANKSGIVING DINNER!! PICKING UP EXTRA SHIFTS AT MY SECOND JOB TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY ASSIGNED SIDE-DISH FOR MY FAMILY THANKSGIVING DINNER!! #ThanksTrump
SEDITION!!! HANG HIM!! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
SEDITION!!! HANG HIM!! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!!!
Queue the rise of the pork burger.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Queue the rise of the pork burger.
She doesn’t want to go down with the ship she helped light ablaze…
a pirate is standing on a raft in the middle of the ocean with a ship in the background .
ALT: a pirate is standing on a raft in the middle of the ocean with a ship in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She doesn’t want to go down with the ship she helped light ablaze…
…because newsom is going to run for president? 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
…because newsom is going to run for president? 🥹