You already had your thanksgiving anyway

No, probably not

Oh probably.. You're still never getting me into Zumba

#AltText A woman stands in her kitchen in between her sink and the island. There is a tea pot and a covered pot on the cooktop. Some bread is off to the side. She bends down to pick up a frozen turkey and instead of putting it in her sink, she throws it out the window hitting a man in the head

I had an entire other answer written to this prompt but think I'll save that for a future story. Definitely happier with how this turned out

#AltText a short video of Homer Simpson, a bald overweight yellow human with white shirt and blue jeans standing in his kitchen with boxes of food everywhere. White text at the bottom says "Oh my God. Leftovers!"

#AltText a short video of an orange tabby cat laying down on a white rug with hexagon patterns with a small pumpkin pie on its front paws before standing up and walking away with the pie

Wheres the fun in that?

For a brief moment or two, #Bolts look like themselves. Not enough though

Well you spoke it, it's gonna happen now.

It's only a 13 hour drive. I also wish y'all lived closer

I'm gonna be a sobbing mess in the theater watching it by myself

I had thought I had swapped the second and third lines.
And yeah, I felt like that line needed more impact so I went with a minute

I actually thought I had rearranged this but it turns out it still works pretty good this way