𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event 👺)
@thepinkturtle.bsky.social
Mun is 20.
No lewd.
Pinned
Yes.
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yes.
“I don’t cry.”
“ don't come crying when you fail . ” 👺
“Is that so …
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“I don’t cry.”
NO
NOW 🤬
NEVERRRRR 😡
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
NO
“Is that so …
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
“ one of our ENEMIES . he's a TURTLE . like YOU .
really, now . he and i are on similar levels of intelligence, be warned . ” 👺
really, now . he and i are on similar levels of intelligence, be warned . ” 👺
“Who is Donatello ?” 👺
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Is that so …
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
Leave this to me, /I/ got this handled.” 👺
NEVERRRRR 😡
TAKE IT BACK . 😡
AHHHH !! 😨😨😨
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
NEVERRRRR 😡
“Who is Donatello ?” 👺
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
“ that would NOT work . you know how that stupid 👺 DONATELLO 👺 is . he probably has some sort of tracking device that'd find BOTH of them, they split up, and they both get defused . absolutely RIDICULOUS plan . ” 😡
“Not TWO explosions on opposite ends of the city. The second one goes off when they arrive to defuse the first one.” 😌
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Who is Donatello ?” 👺
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
Oh dear 💀.
“I bet I could outsmart him.”
“Not TWO explosions on opposite ends of the city. The second one goes off when they arrive to defuse the first one.” 😌
“ oh, PLEASE . yes they will . ” 😒
“They won’t expect an explosion.” 😡
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Not TWO explosions on opposite ends of the city. The second one goes off when they arrive to defuse the first one.” 😌
AHHHH !! 😨😨😨
[ GRABS HER . SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE 💀 ]
I said not anymore 👺
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
AHHHH !! 😨😨😨
I said not anymore 👺
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ANYMORE . 🤬
I said not anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I said not anymore 👺
“They won’t expect an explosion.” 😡
“ genius villain plans require COMPLEXITY, so the heroes cannot figure out what it exactly is until it's too late .ᐟ that's something your FEEBLE brain cannot DO . ” 👺
“Not always. Sorry, but it’s the truth. Just let me blow something up.” 👺
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“They won’t expect an explosion.” 😡
I said not anymore.
WHAT . 👺
Not anymore 👺
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I said not anymore.
“Not always. Sorry, but it’s the truth. Just let me blow something up.” 👺
“ exCUSE ME . my plans are SUPREME . ” 🤬
“Your plans are sometimes STUPID. You could do so much worse if you just let me.” 👺
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Not always. Sorry, but it’s the truth. Just let me blow something up.” 👺
Not anymore 👺
I DON'T CARE . krang works on KRANG'S SCHEDULE . 🤬
But we literally have work to do 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not anymore 👺
“Your plans are sometimes STUPID. You could do so much worse if you just let me.” 👺
“ i make the plans, you carry them out . ” 😡
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
“That game is the one reason why I haven’t expl0ded everything yet.” 😡
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Your plans are sometimes STUPID. You could do so much worse if you just let me.” 👺
But we literally have work to do 🙄
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU STUPID REPTILE . 🤬
Get up . There’s work to do 👺
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
But we literally have work to do 🙄
“That game is the one reason why I haven’t expl0ded everything yet.” 😡
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
“ oh, screw that game ── ” 👺
he crosses his arms .
“ we're OBVIOUSLY going to unplug all of channel six's equipment during the happy hour news . do you know how evil that is . ”
💀🙏 .
he crosses his arms .
“ we're OBVIOUSLY going to unplug all of channel six's equipment during the happy hour news . do you know how evil that is . ”
💀🙏 .
“This is why IM the efficient one.” She rolls her eyes, side eyeing the two mutants judgmentally.
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“That game is the one reason why I haven’t expl0ded everything yet.” 😡
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
Okay then. 💀
“That’s dumb. We should blow everything up too.”
“He needs to d!e right now.” 🤬
“ ... okay, he ISSSS bad .
but it could be WORSE . look at this ugly doofus .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 👺
but it could be WORSE . look at this ugly doofus .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 👺
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“He needs to d!e right now.” 🤬
Get up . There’s work to do 👺
EXCUSE ME . 🤬
Get up 👺
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Get up . There’s work to do 👺
“This is why IM the efficient one.” She rolls her eyes, side eyeing the two mutants judgmentally.
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
they start shaking their heads no . 💀🙏 .
shredder pinches the bridge of his nose with a sigh .
“ grown ass mutants . ” 👺
shredder pinches the bridge of his nose with a sigh .
“ grown ass mutants . ” 👺
“Stop whimpering like babies, you’re fine. This is why nothing gets done around here.” 🙄
💀.
💀.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“This is why IM the efficient one.” She rolls her eyes, side eyeing the two mutants judgmentally.
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
“Anyway, what are we doing today? I have an animal crossing game calling my name and I don’t want to be interrupted.” 👺
Get up 👺
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Get up 👺
Giggling EVILLY 👺
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Giggling EVILLY 👺
“Stop whimpering like babies, you’re fine. This is why nothing gets done around here.” 🙄
💀.
💀.
“ i'm not done yelling at these two yet . ” 👺
bebop and rocksteady glance at each other ── and they begin whimpering . 💀🙏 .
bebop and rocksteady glance at each other ── and they begin whimpering . 💀🙏 .
“I know, that’s why I did it.” 🙄
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Stop whimpering like babies, you’re fine. This is why nothing gets done around here.” 🙄
💀.
💀.
“I know, that’s why I did it.” 🙄
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺
“ i'm the cleanest . obviously . i'm glad you backtracked on that one . ” 👺
“Exactly!” She rolls her eyes, continuing to scrub the remaining dirt.
“I’m like the cleanest person here, maybe. Maybe third cleanest.” 🤔
“I’m like the cleanest person here, maybe. Maybe third cleanest.” 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I know, that’s why I did it.” 🙄
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺
She sighs.
“I’m bored, are we going to do something or what?” 👺