PhantoTeachesTyping
@thephantomhuman.bsky.social
"Gamer" (derogatory)
Stuck in 2015 fandom.
Chronic insomniac. Occasional stoner.
Everything I do is purely for fun.
Profile picture by @genc.newgrounds.com
Stuck in 2015 fandom.
Chronic insomniac. Occasional stoner.
Everything I do is purely for fun.
Profile picture by @genc.newgrounds.com
Pinned
I'm Phanto, demon drawer, bad composer, "good" author.
New to digital art, so go easy on me, 'k?
New to digital art, so go easy on me, 'k?
I know that looks like the most normal human shit ever but this is how I've been operating up to this point:
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I know that looks like the most normal human shit ever but this is how I've been operating up to this point:
Not me trying to be an actual person instead of a human slug
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Not me trying to be an actual person instead of a human slug
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
Redid Vice’s head, been overdue for a while
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Redid Vice’s head, been overdue for a while
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under no circumstances will I make slack spooky
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
under no circumstances will I make slack spooky
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Star Wars fans rejoice! A new piece of merchandise is single-handedly reviving the Star Wars universe 🚀
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Star Wars fans rejoice! A new piece of merchandise is single-handedly reviving the Star Wars universe 🚀
Remember when they looked more closer to Digimon when they mega evolved?
I miss that.
I miss that.
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Remember when they looked more closer to Digimon when they mega evolved?
I miss that.
I miss that.
What the fuck is this bro
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What the fuck is this bro
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Sounds like a lot of Twitch Con staff need to be fired
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sounds like a lot of Twitch Con staff need to be fired
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DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED
heard 'clanker porn' and imagined two robots humping each other making loud clanking sounds and got so hard and passed out
Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT DENT GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED GET GALVANIZED
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“THEY WERE DEFEATING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WITH THEIR FULLY LEVELED SWORDS. EVEN THE BIGGEST MOST POWERFUL BEAR WAS DEFEATENED.”
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“THEY WERE DEFEATING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WITH THEIR FULLY LEVELED SWORDS. EVEN THE BIGGEST MOST POWERFUL BEAR WAS DEFEATENED.”
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I thought I was listening to a crush 40 song for a good 20 seconds
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I thought I was listening to a crush 40 song for a good 20 seconds
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Disclaimer: sometimes I will like art of hot women. This is because I like women. Thank you for understanding
October 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Disclaimer: sometimes I will like art of hot women. This is because I like women. Thank you for understanding
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Kinktober: suck the demon core sloppy style
October 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Kinktober: suck the demon core sloppy style
For $70 it was a BOMB-ass tablet, but I need something with a bit more oomph at this point
I actually need a new tablet so bad my current one was $70 lmao
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For $70 it was a BOMB-ass tablet, but I need something with a bit more oomph at this point
I actually need a new tablet so bad my current one was $70 lmao
October 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I actually need a new tablet so bad my current one was $70 lmao
"I played X game for 600 hours and now I'm bored"
FR? Dunno how that could've happened.
FR? Dunno how that could've happened.
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"I played X game for 600 hours and now I'm bored"
FR? Dunno how that could've happened.
FR? Dunno how that could've happened.
It's also like, not anything remotely like Bluesky
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's also like, not anything remotely like Bluesky
It's always like a week late and it drives me nuts
I don't think I've ever had an Ebay package arrive on time this is getting ridiculous
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's always like a week late and it drives me nuts
I don't think I've ever had an Ebay package arrive on time this is getting ridiculous
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don't think I've ever had an Ebay package arrive on time this is getting ridiculous
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NGL still fuckin' hate when people tell me they like my "content"
I can't believe that term became a synonym for art/media and I blame the same tech bros ruining every industry for that
I can't believe that term became a synonym for art/media and I blame the same tech bros ruining every industry for that
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
NGL still fuckin' hate when people tell me they like my "content"
I can't believe that term became a synonym for art/media and I blame the same tech bros ruining every industry for that
I can't believe that term became a synonym for art/media and I blame the same tech bros ruining every industry for that
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
> NO, YOU DON'T GET IT AERES
> THIS WORLD WASN'T MADE TO BE LIVED IN
> EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE
> THIS WORLD IS A MEAT GRINDER
> WE ARE GARBAGE, AERES
> AND ONE DAY WE WILL ALL BURN
> SEE YOU IN HELL
> (Gohster prepared MARTRDM)
> (Five turns remain)
> THIS WORLD WASN'T MADE TO BE LIVED IN
> EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE
> THIS WORLD IS A MEAT GRINDER
> WE ARE GARBAGE, AERES
> AND ONE DAY WE WILL ALL BURN
> SEE YOU IN HELL
> (Gohster prepared MARTRDM)
> (Five turns remain)
October 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
> NO, YOU DON'T GET IT AERES
> THIS WORLD WASN'T MADE TO BE LIVED IN
> EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE
> THIS WORLD IS A MEAT GRINDER
> WE ARE GARBAGE, AERES
> AND ONE DAY WE WILL ALL BURN
> SEE YOU IN HELL
> (Gohster prepared MARTRDM)
> (Five turns remain)
> THIS WORLD WASN'T MADE TO BE LIVED IN
> EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE
> THIS WORLD IS A MEAT GRINDER
> WE ARE GARBAGE, AERES
> AND ONE DAY WE WILL ALL BURN
> SEE YOU IN HELL
> (Gohster prepared MARTRDM)
> (Five turns remain)