Malort
@theotherothermike.bsky.social
They/Them Pibb would sell.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They/Them Pibb would sell.
I think part of the 5% is Jeff Pearlman’s Tupac book.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think part of the 5% is Jeff Pearlman’s Tupac book.
My mom has never been more confused by a show. Yet she watches it the second it comes out.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My mom has never been more confused by a show. Yet she watches it the second it comes out.
Most of maga aren’t even American so whatever
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Most of maga aren’t even American so whatever
Dear Jesus, I would like to…
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dear Jesus, I would like to…
You’re going to eat these words for one week in June!!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You’re going to eat these words for one week in June!!!
More teams should run the touchdown play.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
More teams should run the touchdown play.
This is helpful for next year. If your turkey already isn’t cooking today you’re screwed for Thursday.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is helpful for next year. If your turkey already isn’t cooking today you’re screwed for Thursday.
I’m starting to think that being ruled by 80 year olds is a bad idea.
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m starting to think that being ruled by 80 year olds is a bad idea.
Don’t they both suck shit?
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don’t they both suck shit?
Hoooollllly shit.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hoooollllly shit.
I legit don’t know if this is real or not.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I legit don’t know if this is real or not.
Some quack offered to give my dog an adjustment.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some quack offered to give my dog an adjustment.
Did these goofballs learn nothing? Harris gladly accepted everyone into the tent and got destroyed in the last election.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did these goofballs learn nothing? Harris gladly accepted everyone into the tent and got destroyed in the last election.
That’s actually an add on. Your base model doesn’t allow for that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That’s actually an add on. Your base model doesn’t allow for that.
Look at this fucking idiot.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Look at this fucking idiot.
Real bros be fucking and sucking.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Real bros be fucking and sucking.
He’s not wrong. The democrats are pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He’s not wrong. The democrats are pathetic.
Jokes on all of you, I’ve been paying 4-5 bucks a gallon for years.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jokes on all of you, I’ve been paying 4-5 bucks a gallon for years.
JP was at least a person at one point.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
JP was at least a person at one point.
Going after a bank as big as chase is certainly going to work out for him.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Going after a bank as big as chase is certainly going to work out for him.
2. You got 2 presidential elections wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
2. You got 2 presidential elections wrong.
Then you would be labeled as woke and they would weekend at Bernie trump for a third term.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Then you would be labeled as woke and they would weekend at Bernie trump for a third term.