theothermatthew.bsky.social
@theothermatthew.bsky.social
To be fair, he probably lies better than he breathes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Who gives a fuck? It’s a car.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Exactly what I want to do before or after being crammed into an overbooked tin can—resistance training. Many airports already have yoga rooms, which is what you’d want to restore range of motion, but they probably think those are woke and socialism.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The economic principle of socialism is redistributing wealth by way of taxes and benefits. That’s pretty close, if not exactly, what this is.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What does she suck at? I have no idea who she is.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Now they don’t even have the power of a spine.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Is it now a Double Secret Boycott?
a man says they 're on double secret probation
ALT: a man says they 're on double secret probation
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December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Schrödinger's Immigrant: undermining wages while also buying all the houses
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I appreciate that it’s not your brand to call people idiots, but anyone who held their nose while voting for him but thought he’d keep his promises must’ve also been covering their eyes. No one in good conscience or competence thinks he’ll keep promises.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My response: “The fact that you never see us is why we need separated infrastructure.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I hesitate to ask… what now?
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How quickly is this new feature going to be rolled back? 😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Only when you have as much as he does, does money become irrelevant.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
He probably thinks it’s a power move to not bother standing for someone.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You’re making the incorrect assumption that they want Americans to go to universities.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s a concept of a formula.
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Come! Join the others, my little trash panda pets!
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Does she, like, not have a need to escape to international waters?
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s a utility—I need it to be 100% reliable and consistent for 15+ years. If you need to do OTA updates, you’ve epically failed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
More Boar’s Head deaths will definitely make America healthy and great again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wait, The Walking Dead actually ended?
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Senate Dems think they scored a deal when car dealerships throw in rust protection for free.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I had to fight the urge to start cooking dinner at 5:30. These are dark times.
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hamburger?
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s normal—for dumb and emotion/fear-riddled people.
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM