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theorycrafter858.bsky.social
Theorycrafter
@theorycrafter858.bsky.social
just a good guy who crafts theory's on occasion I really like UT/DR and a few other games.

Not "nsfw" but prone 2 a dirty joke or 2
He/They Ig (dont really care)


https://youtube.com/@theorycrafter300?si=Fi5ntRz-GAL

https://theorycrafter858.straw.page/
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I cant think of a valid reason to explain why I made this I just did for some reason
the whole shayy situation has made me slightly disillusioned. like why does this shit happen. is it just the power? the fame? where they always just a pos. or did the fame get to their head.

Do they just feel like they deserve anything they want? or just think they can now get away with it?
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Maybe I can be a little bit funny
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I already made a community post about Shayy on YouTube. theres not much more I can say about it. Shayy was my most watched creator. at least in the UT/DR space.

This shit fucking sucks. my heart does go out to the victims.
Idk. if anyone sad/depressed I just want to say that I'm free text chat
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Theorycrafter
Man.

I think out of any console this is the one I got the most mileage out of.

November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've been playing hollow knight and have been enjoying it but I've been getting this feeling that I would like one of the creatures as a pet. like just imagine having a lil hollow knight/ hornet.

I'm sure some of you can relate. like ofc I would like a Pokémon irl or like a slime from slime rancher
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
MMMmmmmmMMMmmmm yesssssss more google. keep shoveling more slop on me and into my mouth MMMMMmmmmmm I love yummy slop slop.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this cant be real
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You Are you. the good with the bad. That's what makes you You
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
idk if I could be a barber because I dont think I could fight my intrusive thoughts to just troll people.

I would be shaving some guys beard with a straight razor all slow like.
right as im about done I would slowly lean in and say "remember that time you fucked my wife" and see fear in their face
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*runs into the distant horizon as you scroll past. Never to be seen again
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Life is like Deltarune.

Tell the knight to bring out the whole dark world
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I think this is my first time seeing camel in an actual playthrough.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Got Pilk?
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Demon on your shoulder who wants what's best for you.

A Angel on the other shoulder who thinks they Know what's best for you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Trans Atlantic?

Good for it! <3
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
man. I really hope my 3 favorite Undertale characters Gwomplestin II, Fuwomple, and Peuterbimpf make an appearance in Deltarune. Really a missed opportunity if he doesn't in some way (Imo)
#DELTARUNE #Undertale
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reality patch notes.
Hotfix 1.01

Removed from existence: Gumpbert

This is the first and final update.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
god my hair is long. I think I mentioned like... 3 months ago that my hair was getting pretty long and I needed a hair cut? yeah. I didn't end up going after. Figured I may as well keep it for the winter at this point. Its not as bothersome as I thought it would be.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Damm this is actually Really impressive!

I do wonder how many fish it took to make this though? it must have been tough.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@pancakepooch.bsky.social is this really what Yakuza is all about? If so I think I might have to at least give it a shot...
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
their putting frogs in the water to make the chemicals gay
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
oh hey its that youtuber that I like
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM