I am also buying your game today, BTW, so. My sons will like it.

Eh. Think of it this way instead. It’s free advertising for the audience you actually want.

When I see a game getting review-bombed, I know the developer did something right. So a negative review is really a positive one. Most gamers have functioning brain cells.

And fleet boats sank at least half of that number.

The work is what matters.

That would explain a lot.

Of course, that’s what most everyone has thought.

It’s been ten years?!?

What year is this?

So he’s Santa’s Luca Brasi.

Angels and ministers of grace defend us.

The stakes in 3 and 4 were more personal. But 2 was great.

Admittedly books do not keep obsessive track of how many times you have crossed a rickety bridge or require the occasional insertion of diskette #2.

No, but I recommend bringing a 40% off coupon.

It would have helped a little to have actually picked an ambiguous ending. Not a lot, but.

I went to a dental school once to get a wisdom pulled. The students couldn’t get it out. Enter their 80-year-old teacher, who rolls up his damn sleeve and pulls so hard I thought my skull was going to pop out of my mouth. Instead, the tooth emerges and the students, as if on cue, go, “OOOOOOH.”