Theome
theome.bsky.social
Theome
@theome.bsky.social
Dad raccoon, 40-going-on-65. He/him. Ph.D I-O Psychologist. LARPer. Pipe collector and enthusiast. Dork. Unapologetically queer and Jewish.
If it's any consolation, I've been feeling some of those same feelings lately; evolutions of friend circles stink
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Priorities, amirite?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
In the bus? Seems reasonable.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It keeps bringing me back to Jake the Dog and “sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something”
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Haha thanks! You're only likely to see me at con battles, and not at MFF's. But I'll post my rounds from things I hit up on occasion. More gets posted over on IG than on here for that type of stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kids.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
God pleeeeeease
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The answer will always be the one @codexgator.space made for me from a carve-your-own kit about 15 years ago.

Otherwise, it's one of my Peterson house pipes, or my part-rusticated Il Ceppo bulldog.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Gahhh... that's a really hard one.

@codexgator.space says that I'm like a mix of Baloo from Tale Spin and Bob from Bob's Burgers. "Talented but have foibles that make it hard to do stuff sometimes."
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Legally? None.

Figuratively? I've lost track of the number of people who call me dad at this point...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We both know that this is just the tip of the iceberg. :)
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Prepare for funkiness with some other vibes peppered in

Songhoy Blues - "Dabari"
Silver Skylarks - "The Math"
Eric Zayne - "Swurl"
Aves - "Level Up"
Marcioz - "Mate Um Bonito Hoje Mesmo!"
Sabrina Claudio - "Stand Still"
Leon Bridges - "Bad Bad News"
Tom Misch - "Disco Yes"
Ivy Lab - "Jet Lag"
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One size fits all, obviously 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm not sure if the shaped abs really will work out once things stretch out across a lot of raccoon. That's just gonna be gilding the lily, you know?
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM