Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
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Former This Day In Oilers Twitter History Historian
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YEG → WORLDWIDE
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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
if i was a goalie and got in a goalie fight during a game i would try to finish with an assist and a goal to complete the gordie howe hat trick
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
if i was a goalie and got in a goalie fight during a game i would try to finish with an assist and a goal to complete the gordie howe hat trick
the one thing that binds me most with connor mcdavid is that we both have never watched an episode of game of thrones
Two truths and a lie | Connor McDavid
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January 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
the one thing that binds me most with connor mcdavid is that we both have never watched an episode of game of thrones
this means we won the gretzky trade
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
this means we won the gretzky trade
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
allowing andrew mangiapane to score on you should be enough to get you kicked off as a goalie for team canada
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
allowing andrew mangiapane to score on you should be enough to get you kicked off as a goalie for team canada
nuge is only a fight and an assist away from a gordie howe hat trick
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
nuge is only a fight and an assist away from a gordie howe hat trick
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Nuge has such a beautiful stick, the one he plays hockey with is pretty good too
January 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nuge has such a beautiful stick, the one he plays hockey with is pretty good too
So many Nuge highlights to name, but my all time favourite Nuge moment is him on the back check with an empty net to save the game which led to a last minute equalizer and then an overtime win against Boston
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
So many Nuge highlights to name, but my all time favourite Nuge moment is him on the back check with an empty net to save the game which led to a last minute equalizer and then an overtime win against Boston
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mongolian throat singing cover of gasolina
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
mongolian throat singing cover of gasolina
lol stay mad
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
lol stay mad
yassine bounou quebecois goalkeeper butterfly master
January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
yassine bounou quebecois goalkeeper butterfly master
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somehow even better with a French guy laughing in the background
AFCONbelievable
The Paneka miss for Morocco
The Paneka miss for Morocco
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
somehow even better with a French guy laughing in the background
don’t sleep on the fact that nuge playing at a ppg pace at 5.1 million is one of the best bargains in the nhl
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
don’t sleep on the fact that nuge playing at a ppg pace at 5.1 million is one of the best bargains in the nhl
I can’t believe we got Kapanen.
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I can’t believe we got Kapanen.
this means we won the chiasson trade
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
this means we won the chiasson trade
leon watching this game
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
leon watching this game
a sign your team is playing badly is when the telecast goes long on the power play behind the net cam and you are not defending a power play
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
a sign your team is playing badly is when the telecast goes long on the power play behind the net cam and you are not defending a power play
imagine having kasperi kapanen walk up and just dunk on you
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
imagine having kasperi kapanen walk up and just dunk on you
shorthouse: tolapilo makes a save
me: who the fuck is tolapilo?
me: who the fuck is tolapilo?
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
shorthouse: tolapilo makes a save
me: who the fuck is tolapilo?
me: who the fuck is tolapilo?
adam foote should challenge that goal
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
adam foote should challenge that goal
draisaitl would have buried that
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
draisaitl would have buried that
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When someone asks why I still have my xmas lights up Jan 17th
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
When someone asks why I still have my xmas lights up Jan 17th