Chatelaine and Lambi
@theofficemanagers.bsky.social
The daily tribulations of two office managers fighting against the odds to keep their humans in check.
The only way to find out what these buttons do, is to press them one at a time and judge the result by the human's screams.
And maybe tomorrow they won't be late.
#officelife
And maybe tomorrow they won't be late.
#officelife
June 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The only way to find out what these buttons do, is to press them one at a time and judge the result by the human's screams.
And maybe tomorrow they won't be late.
#officelife
And maybe tomorrow they won't be late.
#officelife
One, two, three slashes - this has absolutely nothing to do with me.
And more to the point, you're late.
#officelife
And more to the point, you're late.
#officelife
June 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
One, two, three slashes - this has absolutely nothing to do with me.
And more to the point, you're late.
#officelife
And more to the point, you're late.
#officelife
Someone has to keep these humans in check - thank heavens for the office managers.
And one question - why are you always late?
#officelife
And one question - why are you always late?
#officelife
June 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Someone has to keep these humans in check - thank heavens for the office managers.
And one question - why are you always late?
#officelife
And one question - why are you always late?
#officelife
May 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Another raucous Friday night with our best friends, the Mariachi band.
#officelife
#officelife
May 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Another raucous Friday night with our best friends, the Mariachi band.
#officelife
#officelife
I'm in control and all is well.
That's my opinion - you may have your own, but you'd be wrong.
And you're late.
#officelife
That's my opinion - you may have your own, but you'd be wrong.
And you're late.
#officelife
May 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm in control and all is well.
That's my opinion - you may have your own, but you'd be wrong.
And you're late.
#officelife
That's my opinion - you may have your own, but you'd be wrong.
And you're late.
#officelife
A raucous evening with the Mariachi band. They're nuts, y'know.
As for the humans - they're late, as ever.
#officelife
As for the humans - they're late, as ever.
#officelife
May 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
A raucous evening with the Mariachi band. They're nuts, y'know.
As for the humans - they're late, as ever.
#officelife
As for the humans - they're late, as ever.
#officelife
I've got my hoof on the delete button? Really?? I had no idea
You're late, by the way.
#officelife
You're late, by the way.
#officelife
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I've got my hoof on the delete button? Really?? I had no idea
You're late, by the way.
#officelife
You're late, by the way.
#officelife
May 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One office, two desks, two small, bossy office mascots aka managers, constantly berating their humans.
And the humans are always, always late.
#officelife
And the humans are always, always late.
#officelife
May 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
One office, two desks, two small, bossy office mascots aka managers, constantly berating their humans.
And the humans are always, always late.
#officelife
And the humans are always, always late.
#officelife
Apparently this is called an 'envelope'. We think it's another antique item from our humans' collection. Heaven knows what use it could possibly be.
#officelife
#officelife
May 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Apparently this is called an 'envelope'. We think it's another antique item from our humans' collection. Heaven knows what use it could possibly be.
#officelife
#officelife
May 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
And where's my coaster? The one with 'the lamb of such great glory'? This is discrimination. I shall speak to my union.
Needless to say, you're late.
#officelife
Needless to say, you're late.
#officelife
May 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And where's my coaster? The one with 'the lamb of such great glory'? This is discrimination. I shall speak to my union.
Needless to say, you're late.
#officelife
Needless to say, you're late.
#officelife
'Give them a good lick, Chatie - you know your person likes it when you do that.'
And anyway, you're late.
#officelife
And anyway, you're late.
#officelife
May 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
'Give them a good lick, Chatie - you know your person likes it when you do that.'
And anyway, you're late.
#officelife
And anyway, you're late.
#officelife
Sunday would be a good day for our people not to be late to the office, but no.
You're late.
#officelife
You're late.
#officelife
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sunday would be a good day for our people not to be late to the office, but no.
You're late.
#officelife
You're late.
#officelife
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
May 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Lambi's thought for the day - don't argue, just nod and agree with me. You know I'm right.
And you're late.
#officelife
And you're late.
#officelife
May 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lambi's thought for the day - don't argue, just nod and agree with me. You know I'm right.
And you're late.
#officelife
And you're late.
#officelife
May 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Lambi and Charlie's thought for the day - if you don't want to know, don't ask.
And you're late, by the way.
#officelife
And you're late, by the way.
#officelife
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Lambi and Charlie's thought for the day - if you don't want to know, don't ask.
And you're late, by the way.
#officelife
And you're late, by the way.
#officelife
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
No, we're not early - you're late.
#officelife
#officelife
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No, we're not early - you're late.
#officelife
#officelife
May 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM