Theoffany
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Theoffany
@theoffany.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, chronic reskeeter
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3...2...1... take off 🕊
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Reintroduction post:

Hello! My name is Mike, and I create traditional art. I mostly use watercolor, but I like to experiment with other media now and then.
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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🎵🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you overthrown
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is coup, yeah🎵🎶
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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🎶
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
And the very next day
You gave it away

Next year
The worst of your fears
I'm hiring Liam Nelson
🎶
a man is talking on a cell phone and the words what i do have are a very particular set of skills
Alt: Liam Neeson on a cell phone and the words what i do have are a very particular set of skills
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋
It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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One big Holocaust education issue in the US is that people don't know the difference between a concentration camp and an extermination camp (though the two were often linked), so they assume that people referring to a "concentration camp" are being unfairly hyperbolic in a case like this.
It remains wild to me that during the first trump administration there was a long debate over terminology after AOC (correctly) called border internment "concentration camps" and now having concentration camps is a core domestic policy.

The purpose of that stupid debate was to normalize the idea.
Camps where tens of thousands of politically disfavored people will be concentrated.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar day 24!

Today I bring you Cosmic Journey!
We're all on our own journeys on this amazing planet we call home, but we also never know what everyone else is truly going through.

So please remember to be kind and understanding at this time of year.

Sending you all love!💜💫

🎨🖌🧪🔭🐡📷🎄
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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happy holidays
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Reminder that we are NOT crossing the Starbucks picket line this holiday season- and I'm looking at you last minute gift buyers, NO STARBUCKS GIFTCARDS!
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hope everyone has a cozy Christmas/holiday week! 🐋❄️🫖

Graphic by Kirsty Springett
#WhaleTales #Whalemas
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Enjoy the quiet moments of beauty, like these winter bell jellies, this season.❄️🔔🪼

There’s wonder in ocean life, and caring for it helps us all.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The Ghost Buckeye (Junonia prosopon), descended from a species driven extinct by habitat loss, evolved to ward off humans.
When spotted, they display the uncanny face-like patterns on their wings. This image has inspired folklore stories, marking whole areas of forest as haunted.
September 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I've also been working on the Eastern Veil Nebula for a couple of very short nights. This is less than four hours of it. If the weather holds I'll work on it two more nights and this won't be the final. #Astronomy #Astrophotography
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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When I say making is anti-fascist, I do not mean in a hearts and flowers being a shining example of good in the world way. Breaking chains of disease transmission that can permanently disable someone is keeping people out of the reach of fascist. Excellent explainer below.
make a choice to resist fascism every day.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHsoNSLbH...
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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don't forget 🤖🚫
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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When my grandmother was 9 years old, she and her family lived in Texas and they were extremely poor. She lived with her mother and stepfather and three sisters. My great-grandmother made all their clothes, and they scrimped on everything so that they had enough to eat.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Eugenics is the height of weaponization of getting high off your own farts: bad science, bad capital, bad ethics, rolled into a shit package in a symbiotic spiral from
Hell with fascism where both keep each other alive despite our best efforts
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM