Theo
@theodoric.bsky.social
"The Wrong Sword," and stories in F&SF, Analog, etc.
I will not knowingly post AI content.
No unsolicited DMs.
Writer, reader, flaneur. He/him.
If you like it, put a Follow on it, I guess.
I will not knowingly post AI content.
No unsolicited DMs.
Writer, reader, flaneur. He/him.
If you like it, put a Follow on it, I guess.
The bad thing isn't that he's sundowning.
The bad thing is that he's better when he's sundowning.
The bad thing is that he's better when he's sundowning.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The bad thing isn't that he's sundowning.
The bad thing is that he's better when he's sundowning.
The bad thing is that he's better when he's sundowning.
Convincing you to read my novel with the first paragraph. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of THE WRONG SWORD.)
(This is the opening of THE WRONG SWORD.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first paragraph. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of THE WRONG SWORD.)
(This is the opening of THE WRONG SWORD.)
He's been getting grief for this photo, but at least he's not getting in the way, like he does with tariffs, healthcare, and immigration.
This is the most helpful he's been to someone in trouble in his life.
This is the most helpful he's been to someone in trouble in his life.
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
He's been getting grief for this photo, but at least he's not getting in the way, like he does with tariffs, healthcare, and immigration.
This is the most helpful he's been to someone in trouble in his life.
This is the most helpful he's been to someone in trouble in his life.
He knew how to dance.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
He knew how to dance.
What a sociopath looks like when there's someone in trouble.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What a sociopath looks like when there's someone in trouble.
I could smell the mustard and the onions
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I could smell the mustard and the onions
Have some Central Park:
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Have some Central Park:
Oh, honey. Bless your heart!
We have less crime, less pollution, better weather, better schools, better tap water, better libraries, and our power doesn't go out every time it snows.
All you have is lower taxes and Elon Musk.
We're doing just fine.
We have less crime, less pollution, better weather, better schools, better tap water, better libraries, and our power doesn't go out every time it snows.
All you have is lower taxes and Elon Musk.
We're doing just fine.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh, honey. Bless your heart!
We have less crime, less pollution, better weather, better schools, better tap water, better libraries, and our power doesn't go out every time it snows.
All you have is lower taxes and Elon Musk.
We're doing just fine.
We have less crime, less pollution, better weather, better schools, better tap water, better libraries, and our power doesn't go out every time it snows.
All you have is lower taxes and Elon Musk.
We're doing just fine.
I voted for Mamdani.
I wasn't thrilled about it, but Cuomo offered to move to Florida if I did, and that was just too good to pass up.
I wasn't thrilled about it, but Cuomo offered to move to Florida if I did, and that was just too good to pass up.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I voted for Mamdani.
I wasn't thrilled about it, but Cuomo offered to move to Florida if I did, and that was just too good to pass up.
I wasn't thrilled about it, but Cuomo offered to move to Florida if I did, and that was just too good to pass up.
Greetings from the burning, terrible Blue hellhole that is New York City.
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Greetings from the burning, terrible Blue hellhole that is New York City.
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
Sleep well, my friends, sleep well.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sleep well, my friends, sleep well.
New York City.
We have democracy.
And bialys.
We have democracy.
And bialys.
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
New York City.
We have democracy.
And bialys.
We have democracy.
And bialys.
Not to take anything away from the talented, funny Ms. Arleen Sorkin, but...
...if you think she was the only originator of Harley Quinn, then you need to watch Vivian Blaine as Adelaide in "Guys and Dolls."
...if you think she was the only originator of Harley Quinn, then you need to watch Vivian Blaine as Adelaide in "Guys and Dolls."
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not to take anything away from the talented, funny Ms. Arleen Sorkin, but...
...if you think she was the only originator of Harley Quinn, then you need to watch Vivian Blaine as Adelaide in "Guys and Dolls."
...if you think she was the only originator of Harley Quinn, then you need to watch Vivian Blaine as Adelaide in "Guys and Dolls."
I've always had a weight issue.
But I've never once been stupid enough to think that a swastika was slimming.
But I've never once been stupid enough to think that a swastika was slimming.
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've always had a weight issue.
But I've never once been stupid enough to think that a swastika was slimming.
But I've never once been stupid enough to think that a swastika was slimming.
It was cold, but beautiful.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It was cold, but beautiful.
With Linda McMahon as SecEd, I'm not seeing this as preposterous.
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
With Linda McMahon as SecEd, I'm not seeing this as preposterous.
This is easily the funniest bit Dillon has ever done.
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is easily the funniest bit Dillon has ever done.