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21 | JJK AllYuuji 🔄❌️ main Goyuu & Choita |fic/thread/shitpost| https://denamelesshuman.straw.page | https://archiveofourown.org/users/Fujimiya | ZIONIST/FASCIST/Trump-voter/Antis FUCK OFF🖕
Practicality so it's easy to strip bare?? 🤔

Makes me wonder if goyuu was actually planning to meet up and do something something after halloweeen, if not for shibuya 😏

Oniichan is big brother alright, Yuji must not get sick due to cold wind!
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Since then Go-paisen made it his mission to understand abt flower naming, flower meaning, flower quotes, and flower analogies.

(In which pathetic Go-paisen realized belatedly that being full-on vulgar didnt work for rizzin up Yuji so he tried a new, softer method. He still got no game fr.)
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
(who should still be at impressionable age) only for Yuji to be put off immediately and thought this senpai was just some hornee cray who could only think with their dicc that his grampa had warned him repeatedly to avoid at all cost before coming to Tokyo.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
so he ignored them all. But when Yuji enrolled to the school and he decided he'd rizz him up, having the most confidence outta nowhere, being extra vulgar at the get-go bc he read somewhere it worked better for boys: giving bad guy, experienced, and cool guy impression to someone younger
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I want to contribute smth to Sensei's birthday as well and post it on Dec 7th so 'birth' theme it is 🥹
Happy 36th birthday, Sensei!! You will always be loved by your pink potato wife and the goyuus around the world! 🩵🩷🎁🎉 #goyuu #五悠
Link
archiveofourown.org/works/75374361
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Imagine his surprise when Yuji told him that he had always been an only child...
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
then Satoru would want to meet him...he wondered what the boy would look like now, would he still look cute and pretty and sexy like in this picture?

Would he still be single?

If Suguru was right abt his age back then, then that boy on the cover would only be slightly younger than him now...
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Could this be Yuji's older brother or smth?

He needed to find out, myb he could ask him when that boy finally awake.

Whatever it was, this was definitely, as Suguru said 10 years ago, something fishy at play.
And if this is really Yuji's older brother in the magazine
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
surprise when seeing shirtless Yuuji on that school rooftop, and masked it with his usual frivolous acting.

But later on that day he digged his old phone and looked at the pic again to make sure and realized that the boy on the rooftop looked slightly younger than the one in this gravure magz.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Geto leaves due to pettiness of not getting Yuji's pic.
Gojo used the pic for a while but finally listened to Geto, worried he might be perceived wrong if he opened his phone in public, and so he privated the pic, only to open it when he needed to 🤭

10 years later, he had to tamp down his
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ge: whatever, but it looks like smth fishy to me. I think this boy must've been duped when taking this pic. It can be from illegal stuff or even worse, you know.
Go: Gehhh you're always over negative-thinking like always! Suguru, just have some fun!
Ge: whatver, I hope your hornee ass got busted.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Go: How d' y' know this guy still at school?
Ge: *sigh* look closely, this face, looks like a middle schooler at best.
Go: I bet no middle schoolers can have body like that, Suguru. This must be that type who has Babyface no matter how old he is.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Go: HUH?? WHY?! Just bc it's from g@yp0rn web doesn't mean it's illegal!
Ge: don't you think it's strange that this is the only pic of him? Myb this was like a one-time gig for that boy until someone from his school or his family discovered it and punished him. That's why there's no other photos.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
wank on it!
Ge: whatever, I'll just take it when you sleep.
Go: I take my phone inside infinity then.
Ge: Satoru...
Go: find your own jackoff material, Suguru, this one is mine!
Ge: whatever, you're so childish. I hope you open that pic in public and got questioned by the police.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
seduce their partners. Naughty, but acting all pure and virgin
Ge: Yeah...maan, now I really want to know this boy's name
Go: You're also interested?
Ge: yeah, why not. He's really cute.
Go: See?? My taste is never wrong.
Ge: Send me the pic.
Go: NOPE.
Ge: HEY!
Go: No way imma give it to you to
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ge: Nothing.
Ge: it's just strange if this is the only pic...no video either?
Go: Nope.
Ge: this pic, doesn't even look like it's for g@yp0rn...
Go: who knows?~ myb this is screenshot just before that boy took his towel off, see, his face looks so innocent like those p0rn actresses Abt to
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ge: You can trace back by clicking the pic and go to the website, y'know?
Go: you think I didn't do that already?? The url just came out error. This is like the only photo of this boy I found.
Ge: so...you were surfing the g@yp0rn websites?
Go: yea, what's it to you?
Ge pretends to look nonchalant
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Go: Huh? Why d'you wanna know?
Ge: so I can look for him more, myb he got other nude pics? c'mon Satoru, don't keep gatekeeping good stuff to yourself.
Go: that's the weird part, Idk who this is, it just suddenly popped up in random recommendation when I was surfing
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Have you seen anyone cuter than this around us before?? Not to mention sexy! Just look at that ripped body!
Ge: Yeah, ok, I agree
Ge: and is that...um water trickling down his inner thigh or haha *lewd face*
Go: HAHAH I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK BRO
Ge: what's his name?
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM