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TheRandomNerd
@then3rdperson.bsky.social
18+ (24), Shy, But want to make more ABDL friends 😁

A Yapper (Literally), Nerd/Gamer, Wet/Messy enjoyer (mostly messy), 18+ account (NO minors!), In PHX AZ!☀️ Shoot me a follow and DM if you wanna chat/link up! (Just don’t be a weirdo/creep is all I ask)
I fw’s all the blue’s clues stickers (totally not biased)

…now that I think about it… I got an idea for something.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I know a guy just for these mishaps, just tell me who the maintenance people were and they'll get it sorted out. (jokes aside, I'm really sorry to hear that)
a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Don't think, just stink!
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Preach! It's just fun being a stinky butt.

if that's too little or too much for some, then... get a gas mask the next time lmfao
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nonsense! this is *totally* a BDF submission! regardless of the expectation.

Besides, you said you reeked. don’t you know victory has a smell, my friend??
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s a Mudslide!!! 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Preach 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
now why’s that suddenly a prob-

I mean-! Nothing some candles and incense can’t fix!
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh man I gotta play some Kirby again (i still haven’t played forgotten land~)
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You probably look better than you smell

now… let your mind deteriorate as you figure out if that was a compliment or an insult hehe 🙂
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Top 3 fastest creatures on the planet

#3 Cheetahs

#2 The Peregrine Falcon

#1 The speed of the hand and mind of an Artist, specifically those who draw things related to kink/fetish stuff.
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh...

and there be a whole school of em circling us...

...a-ah but don't worry we won't be fish food! just gonna pull out me blunderbuss and *click click*

...got any ammo, captain? 😰
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I see

ooo hey look, more of those pointy tooth fishies from yestarday! I'mma go jump in and say hi to em. ^_^
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I've always wanted to meet Davey Jones!!

You think he's got the silly grown up drinks that the Adults never let us touch down there?
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the "boat's" leaking captain, what're gonna do?
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
no.

you WILL Poop yourself.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ok wait but I fw's the charlie brown hoodie :^o

I might need to get me that actually
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
YAAAAY bet!!

I pinkie promise to utterly molly wop my diapers >:^)

also can you go rough the potty monster?? he hasn't been kind to me in the past few weeks...
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is there anyway I can atone my previous sins?

can we still be friends despite the truth I revealed? :^(
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So I've seen! Maybe the Tye Dye one I have is the lucky one I go max baby brain mode in lol

god it's so good to have diapers again. can you've believe it's been about 5 weeks since I've been not padded and... and have use... *shudders*
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is the part where I award you a Nobel Prize

…but you have to defeat my 7 deadly evil exes for first /j
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Also hey cool! I now have

…a singular mega max in my possession now too 😅. To be frank I never exactly worn mega maxes despite their simplicity, price and availability yet. wonder if people are right about how durable they say they are.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM