Inspector Murph
@themurph.bsky.social
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible" Frank Herbert
Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie
Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie
Murphy is finicky over food bowls. She uses lickimats.
1st #roughcollie to pick up her empty "bowl" aka lickimat & throw it at me. She even regularly lays on top of it.
She is as subtle as an ingrown toenail.
She also sits in front of me & stares/glares & kicks me.
Not subtle
1st #roughcollie to pick up her empty "bowl" aka lickimat & throw it at me. She even regularly lays on top of it.
She is as subtle as an ingrown toenail.
She also sits in front of me & stares/glares & kicks me.
Not subtle
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Murphy is finicky over food bowls. She uses lickimats.
1st #roughcollie to pick up her empty "bowl" aka lickimat & throw it at me. She even regularly lays on top of it.
She is as subtle as an ingrown toenail.
She also sits in front of me & stares/glares & kicks me.
Not subtle
1st #roughcollie to pick up her empty "bowl" aka lickimat & throw it at me. She even regularly lays on top of it.
She is as subtle as an ingrown toenail.
She also sits in front of me & stares/glares & kicks me.
Not subtle
I am used to having #roughcollies that are finicky over food in some way. Sometimes they've been at the 😱end of the picky scale while others have eaten most of their dindins with some extra random uh huh over weird stuff (what I thought was best case scenario).
But Murphy is 💯HOG. Quantity matters
But Murphy is 💯HOG. Quantity matters
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I am used to having #roughcollies that are finicky over food in some way. Sometimes they've been at the 😱end of the picky scale while others have eaten most of their dindins with some extra random uh huh over weird stuff (what I thought was best case scenario).
But Murphy is 💯HOG. Quantity matters
But Murphy is 💯HOG. Quantity matters
See #Sainsburys this was your text message yesterday saying the delivery today was 11am - I moved it back by a day last night.
Where the hell did this order come from?
Where the hell did this order come from?
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
See #Sainsburys this was your text message yesterday saying the delivery today was 11am - I moved it back by a day last night.
Where the hell did this order come from?
Where the hell did this order come from?
Happy birthday Ollie. You are a beauty!
From Murph
From Murph
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy birthday Ollie. You are a beauty!
From Murph
From Murph
Murphy says pleased to meet ya! She is 2 1/2 yrs old. She's my 1st tri after having had sables all my life. I'm a rough collie lifer.
Pistachio is a great name!
Pistachio is a great name!
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Murphy says pleased to meet ya! She is 2 1/2 yrs old. She's my 1st tri after having had sables all my life. I'm a rough collie lifer.
Pistachio is a great name!
Pistachio is a great name!
Wow, just realised I've been on bluesky for over a year!
Sad to see some of the #RoughCollie brigade from a year ago are gone now, & have deleted their posts/profiles.
Sad to see some of the #RoughCollie brigade from a year ago are gone now, & have deleted their posts/profiles.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wow, just realised I've been on bluesky for over a year!
Sad to see some of the #RoughCollie brigade from a year ago are gone now, & have deleted their posts/profiles.
Sad to see some of the #RoughCollie brigade from a year ago are gone now, & have deleted their posts/profiles.
There is an article on BBC today about the ban on wet wipes & blocked sewers. It contained a video with this image & I immediately thought of C-Anal+++
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
There is an article on BBC today about the ban on wet wipes & blocked sewers. It contained a video with this image & I immediately thought of C-Anal+++
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Well well well.
Isn't this email just a treasure trove of potentially incriminating nuggets?
I don't know about for Trump but these emails are devastating for the shitty Wolf
youtu.be/vBl1piAxcGs?...
Isn't this email just a treasure trove of potentially incriminating nuggets?
I don't know about for Trump but these emails are devastating for the shitty Wolf
youtu.be/vBl1piAxcGs?...
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Well well well.
Isn't this email just a treasure trove of potentially incriminating nuggets?
I don't know about for Trump but these emails are devastating for the shitty Wolf
youtu.be/vBl1piAxcGs?...
Isn't this email just a treasure trove of potentially incriminating nuggets?
I don't know about for Trump but these emails are devastating for the shitty Wolf
youtu.be/vBl1piAxcGs?...
Is anyone seriously mistaking these as being the same character.
Parents allowing their preschoolers to watch Spitting Image can you please report yourself to your local social worker
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/padd...
Parents allowing their preschoolers to watch Spitting Image can you please report yourself to your local social worker
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/padd...
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Is anyone seriously mistaking these as being the same character.
Parents allowing their preschoolers to watch Spitting Image can you please report yourself to your local social worker
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/padd...
Parents allowing their preschoolers to watch Spitting Image can you please report yourself to your local social worker
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/padd...
References: Bloomberg News (Left) Sasha Yanchin (Right)
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
References: Bloomberg News (Left) Sasha Yanchin (Right)
Bill Burr, that's not really 3 things you couldn't talk about now, is it?
Courtesy of Atsuko Okatsuka:
1) Legal system
2) govt
3) culture
4) the people
5) leadership
6) public figures
7) Saudi royals
8) religious practice
9) religious tradition
10) any religion
11) the country of Saudi Arabia.
Courtesy of Atsuko Okatsuka:
1) Legal system
2) govt
3) culture
4) the people
5) leadership
6) public figures
7) Saudi royals
8) religious practice
9) religious tradition
10) any religion
11) the country of Saudi Arabia.
October 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bill Burr, that's not really 3 things you couldn't talk about now, is it?
Courtesy of Atsuko Okatsuka:
1) Legal system
2) govt
3) culture
4) the people
5) leadership
6) public figures
7) Saudi royals
8) religious practice
9) religious tradition
10) any religion
11) the country of Saudi Arabia.
Courtesy of Atsuko Okatsuka:
1) Legal system
2) govt
3) culture
4) the people
5) leadership
6) public figures
7) Saudi royals
8) religious practice
9) religious tradition
10) any religion
11) the country of Saudi Arabia.
Had a Freudian slip.
Said Deform instead of Reform.
Seems more appropriate.
Said Deform instead of Reform.
Seems more appropriate.
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Had a Freudian slip.
Said Deform instead of Reform.
Seems more appropriate.
Said Deform instead of Reform.
Seems more appropriate.
When a #roughcollie is offended by having to wait 5 mins for her dinner #GuzzleGuts
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When a #roughcollie is offended by having to wait 5 mins for her dinner #GuzzleGuts
I cannot deny those eyes!
#roughcollie
#roughcollie
October 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I cannot deny those eyes!
#roughcollie
#roughcollie
I really would like just to retreat into #roughcollie bluesky. It's a much nicer place
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I really would like just to retreat into #roughcollie bluesky. It's a much nicer place
Yup. Have so many blurry photos because Murph moves too fast! Took 3 other photos just to get this one of her bringing her ducks to me to play
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Yup. Have so many blurry photos because Murph moves too fast! Took 3 other photos just to get this one of her bringing her ducks to me to play
Menzies Campbell was my family's constituent MP up until his retirement. Great guy. Very effective. Wendy Chamberlain is now the local MP & continuing to hold the seat for Lib Dems. Wendy & her team stepped in to help my dying dad over bank holiday Easter weekend.
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Menzies Campbell was my family's constituent MP up until his retirement. Great guy. Very effective. Wendy Chamberlain is now the local MP & continuing to hold the seat for Lib Dems. Wendy & her team stepped in to help my dying dad over bank holiday Easter weekend.
Er, no.
A bit like sending your fiance to be ambassador to Greece there has to be a way of dumping someone without resorting to collective punishment.
A bit like sending your fiance to be ambassador to Greece there has to be a way of dumping someone without resorting to collective punishment.
September 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Er, no.
A bit like sending your fiance to be ambassador to Greece there has to be a way of dumping someone without resorting to collective punishment.
A bit like sending your fiance to be ambassador to Greece there has to be a way of dumping someone without resorting to collective punishment.
Given the need to submit accounts each year, file HMRC tax returns, this pissing away of £134,000,000 must have been known long ago? This level of mismanagement of funds must be illegal? Mone must realise her own goal. People want the £ back or her in prison, at the very least.
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Given the need to submit accounts each year, file HMRC tax returns, this pissing away of £134,000,000 must have been known long ago? This level of mismanagement of funds must be illegal? Mone must realise her own goal. People want the £ back or her in prison, at the very least.
"Socialism rules"
Daily Mail is a joke.
Daily Mail is a joke.
September 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Socialism rules"
Daily Mail is a joke.
Daily Mail is a joke.
This is one of my all time favourite comments.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This is one of my all time favourite comments.
Murph meets Chaos Hedgehog, a toy with a squeak that sends all rough collies potty
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Murph meets Chaos Hedgehog, a toy with a squeak that sends all rough collies potty
Supreme cuteness
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Supreme cuteness