Yeah whatchu gonna do about it

WAIT WHAT

i also can't stop looking at it what the fuck

Thanks I hate it

I was a very lazy and dumb child, I didn't care about the gameplay I was in it for the MOON to appear on the top screen so that more story would happen

That is true

my keyboard will try to correct "but" to "Buttsex", capitalized and everything, but restricts me from typing swear words correctly the first time every time

I also have a vague recollection of the game's job list telling you the full reward amount just to split it in half to give to the guild when you finished it. Was it a lesson in taxes? Maybe gently encouraging kids' brains to work a little bit of math subconsiously?

The desire to be full of small creatures hits you like a bus sometimes

cheese borger the size of my head

Happy birthdayyyyy hell yeah

my suggestion to make your notifications extra funny c:

did you take my epic suggestion into consideration

EPIC