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an apex predator that wants more snaks,
and a human that wants the same as well as personal autonomy and actual rights that can’t be taken away on a whim
This is just the tip of the iceberg
(lettuce)
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@atomicdumpling.com

Lettuce wait for judgement

He was assaulted with a deli weapon

Mustard is hot. I heard a whole 5 on the heat chart.
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The piano is brilliant
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
For so long everyone Bourbon snob were all Pappy vans. And I was happy with my Elmer T Lee that I could find and afford.
Sadly all good things must be discovered, bought out and the prices raised.
October 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yep, it’s not protected free speech.
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You shouldn’t talk about yourself like that.
a person covered in shaving cream is standing in a shower and saying me
ALT: a person covered in shaving cream is standing in a shower and saying me
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not going to lie, I read that as shave your second man’s number.
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Aha! Here’s the thing, they only want some of us gone BECAUSE! They need folks to cook for them, clean, take out their garbage and get them their hamburgers.

They don’t want too many of us around and robots are expensive and can’t really fluff the pillows the right way 😉
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM