The Mike D
@themiked.bsky.social
I never saved anything for the swim back
Just for the record, lasers and razors are not the same thing. And it makes no sense for a razor to have focus.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just for the record, lasers and razors are not the same thing. And it makes no sense for a razor to have focus.
I love how CostCo is the surviving store in the Idiocracy. Irony.
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I love how CostCo is the surviving store in the Idiocracy. Irony.
Have you seen this guy play?
He’s electric
He’s electric
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Have you seen this guy play?
He’s electric
He’s electric
Spoiler Alert: In the new Disney produced Star Wars feature film it turns out the Empire were the good guys all along.
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spoiler Alert: In the new Disney produced Star Wars feature film it turns out the Empire were the good guys all along.
This is the President of the United States? I live here. This is not a joke!
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is the President of the United States? I live here. This is not a joke!
I was thinking Boss Hogg
March 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was thinking Boss Hogg
This you dawg? Deriving joy on a stage for monstrous & unnecessary pain inflicted upon countless people
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This you dawg? Deriving joy on a stage for monstrous & unnecessary pain inflicted upon countless people
He’s becoming Reek
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He’s becoming Reek
He’s becoming Reek
February 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He’s becoming Reek
He’s Gronk ICE. Dumb AF.
February 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He’s Gronk ICE. Dumb AF.
Listen, at one time Nirvana were producing some of the most culturally redefining songs of the age, but we didn’t ask Kurt Cobain to parlay that into redesigning government — because that would have been insane. Stick to engineering problems Elon.
February 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Listen, at one time Nirvana were producing some of the most culturally redefining songs of the age, but we didn’t ask Kurt Cobain to parlay that into redesigning government — because that would have been insane. Stick to engineering problems Elon.