You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(Thoroughly believable tbqhwy)
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(Thoroughly believable tbqhwy)
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(Thoroughly believable tbqhwy)
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(Thoroughly believable tbqhwy)
This is the extent of the Christmas decorations I've managed to put up so far.
I'm particularly fond of the traditional Christmas Ammonite sat in front of my miniature Mari Lwyd
I'm particularly fond of the traditional Christmas Ammonite sat in front of my miniature Mari Lwyd
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is the extent of the Christmas decorations I've managed to put up so far.
I'm particularly fond of the traditional Christmas Ammonite sat in front of my miniature Mari Lwyd
I'm particularly fond of the traditional Christmas Ammonite sat in front of my miniature Mari Lwyd
Er'yar. I'm not taking the bats off the username, they can have some snowflakes to make it "seasonal"
Morning
Morning
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Er'yar. I'm not taking the bats off the username, they can have some snowflakes to make it "seasonal"
Morning
Morning
Me: I want to do something creative! Let's do something creative!
Also me:
Also me:
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me: I want to do something creative! Let's do something creative!
Also me:
Also me:
Right...should probably get on with it then...
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Right...should probably get on with it then...
Got one of these ages ago because I love a bit of twee me! Still haven't used it.
Thinking of turning it into a festive pill dispenser.
Thoughts?
Thinking of turning it into a festive pill dispenser.
Thoughts?
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Got one of these ages ago because I love a bit of twee me! Still haven't used it.
Thinking of turning it into a festive pill dispenser.
Thoughts?
Thinking of turning it into a festive pill dispenser.
Thoughts?
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Ibuprofen and Codine for breakfast as we're heading in to Edinburgh today
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Ibuprofen and Codine for breakfast as we're heading in to Edinburgh today
Oh, lurgi AND the blob?! Like Satan's own double act.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh, lurgi AND the blob?! Like Satan's own double act.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Bin battered by some sort of lurg.
Still have so much to do (in and out of the house) but the vibe for the last 48 hours has been "Understandable, have a nice day" and just curling up in the fetal position to sweat profusely
Still have so much to do (in and out of the house) but the vibe for the last 48 hours has been "Understandable, have a nice day" and just curling up in the fetal position to sweat profusely
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bin battered by some sort of lurg.
Still have so much to do (in and out of the house) but the vibe for the last 48 hours has been "Understandable, have a nice day" and just curling up in the fetal position to sweat profusely
Still have so much to do (in and out of the house) but the vibe for the last 48 hours has been "Understandable, have a nice day" and just curling up in the fetal position to sweat profusely
"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
Think I'm about ready to just concentrate on making one room in the house cozy and liveable, and give the rest over to boxes and piles like a proper depressed hoarder
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Think I'm about ready to just concentrate on making one room in the house cozy and liveable, and give the rest over to boxes and piles like a proper depressed hoarder
Today's divine punishment for owning (and moving) too many things whilst being over 40 has manifested itself as "whole upper musculoskeletal structure is trying to free itself from its skin bag"
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Today's divine punishment for owning (and moving) too many things whilst being over 40 has manifested itself as "whole upper musculoskeletal structure is trying to free itself from its skin bag"
Today in the Unpacking Saga, sorting out books!
![Henry Cavil as yer wan from The Witcher with the caption "[visible happiness]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tssxcazq3tmfehwm6e3namza/bafkreibxetkqflkmm4vnmumd7jysnknazzoactjxzirz2nv66o5n43hcwm@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Today in the Unpacking Saga, sorting out books!
I know but LOOK at his little paàŵwwwww
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I know but LOOK at his little paàŵwwwww
It appears to be Monday
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It appears to be Monday
Whelp, three days of unpacking and I've sort of almost got the living room, kitchen and bedroom looking like actual rooms and not Big Yellow Storage containers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Whelp, three days of unpacking and I've sort of almost got the living room, kitchen and bedroom looking like actual rooms and not Big Yellow Storage containers.
Our new house is now full of our stuff 🥳
I can't move
I can't move
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Our new house is now full of our stuff 🥳
I can't move
I can't move
All our stuff is supposed to be arriving today, but because I have a horrible goblin for a brain, all I can think about is "ok, but what if they just...didn't? 👀"
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
All our stuff is supposed to be arriving today, but because I have a horrible goblin for a brain, all I can think about is "ok, but what if they just...didn't? 👀"
All our worldly goods are stuck in gridlock on the motorway after a horrible accident and, truth be told, I am not coping with anything particularly well atm
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
All our worldly goods are stuck in gridlock on the motorway after a horrible accident and, truth be told, I am not coping with anything particularly well atm
It's the last big bit of The Move today, all the furniture and bulky items.
Apparently, "bulky items" include the neighbours cat
Apparently, "bulky items" include the neighbours cat
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It's the last big bit of The Move today, all the furniture and bulky items.
Apparently, "bulky items" include the neighbours cat
Apparently, "bulky items" include the neighbours cat