Michael Parrish
themichaelparrish.bsky.social
Michael Parrish
@themichaelparrish.bsky.social
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TikTok got banned in the US. 14 hours later? Unbanned.

What?

Biden signed a bill forcing TikTok to sell or be banned. It went down Sunday, but Trump promised to stop the ban, bringing it back hours later.
January 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I should be writing my newsletter.

I’m not.
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Give up on love. 🦆

Not my Ai newsletter. 😂
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Don't leave your house.

Read my AI newsletter instead 😂
January 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My proudest work 😂

Subscribe to my newsletter or else.
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You know damn well I haven’t written my newsletter yet 😂
January 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing like positive newsletter feedback 🥰

I've made a lot of changes recently.
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Got this shoutout from @ianroth.bsky.social today.

-Competition is good.

-Growing together is better.

Write a great newsletter today. 🫡
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Imagine an army of these coming after you
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Purged inactive subscribers today.

Necessary, but feels like a gut punch 😵‍💫 🤛
December 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Is this happening for you too?
December 12, 2024 at 1:00 AM
ChatGPT is down worldwide.

Sketch.
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I've been busy writing a newsletter this year.

@beehiiv.com sent some stats:
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Tomorrow’s newsletter will detonate the very fabric of your cranium, spray your hyper-luminous grey matter into infinity’s screaming maw, and leave the black holes shrieking for a second helping of your cosmic cerebral pulp.

Btw, which subject line do you think will win?
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 AM
How will I shove all of these in my calendar?

The same way I'll shove 'em in my wallet.

Thanks, @beehiiv.com 😂
December 10, 2024 at 6:54 PM
“One of the most successful AI newsletters”

Ciaran, you always know what to say 🥰

See you on Sunday 🫡
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I launched my newsletter's premium tier this week for $25 a month...

This was AFTER I told @heyitmy3.bsky.social to charge $5000. 😳

Take advantage of my insanity before I come to my senses...

6 human brains have already become Premium Brains. 🧠
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Tomorrow’s newsletter will vaporize your skull, splatter neon brain-matter across the cosmos, and leave the universe howling for more.

But anyway...

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 6, 2024 at 4:09 AM
My newsletter is my entire personality.
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Tomorrow's newsletter will melt your frontal lobe off. 😳

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with D. 👇
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Good timing.

Just opened some January sponsorships for my newsletter.

Thanks, @beehiiv.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Just opened up January slots.

Very few December sponsorships left. 😱

How many of our 23k newsletter readers need to see you?
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
What do you think...?

Should I open up January sponsorships?

Newsletter probs, amirite? 😏
December 3, 2024 at 9:47 PM