Glenn Waldorf
@themetricsander.bsky.social
They/them; I love puppetry and stop-motion animation.
Exactly! It would’ve been incredibly easy for the Dems to throw his ass into jail if they had actually wanted to, but none of them fucking did. Hell, Trump’s even very close friends with Obama HIMSELF!! There‘s NO WAY that he was ever going to jail as long as the Democrat Party was in power,
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Exactly! It would’ve been incredibly easy for the Dems to throw his ass into jail if they had actually wanted to, but none of them fucking did. Hell, Trump’s even very close friends with Obama HIMSELF!! There‘s NO WAY that he was ever going to jail as long as the Democrat Party was in power,
. . . . . . . . .We’re also in a bug crisis right now too.
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
. . . . . . . . .We’re also in a bug crisis right now too.
Damn, I didn’t know that The Washington “lower prices are EVIL!!!!! actually” Post even allowed articles like this to be published anymore!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Damn, I didn’t know that The Washington “lower prices are EVIL!!!!! actually” Post even allowed articles like this to be published anymore!!
to EVER air on television,. . . .and YET so many people keep on hailing him as one of the greatest fucking progressives to ever grace Hollywood. What complete and utter fucking bullshit. Also, literally THIS YEAR, MacFarlane/the Family Guy writers made and aired an episode that features
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
to EVER air on television,. . . .and YET so many people keep on hailing him as one of the greatest fucking progressives to ever grace Hollywood. What complete and utter fucking bullshit. Also, literally THIS YEAR, MacFarlane/the Family Guy writers made and aired an episode that features
Also also, remind me Bob, was “Trump Guy” aired before or after the 4TH time that RUSH FUCKING LIMBAUGH was brought onto Family Guy as a PAID FUCKING GUEST STAR because of what a close, personal FRIEND he was of Seth MacFarlane’s?? Look, all I’m saying is that find me an episode where South Park
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also also, remind me Bob, was “Trump Guy” aired before or after the 4TH time that RUSH FUCKING LIMBAUGH was brought onto Family Guy as a PAID FUCKING GUEST STAR because of what a close, personal FRIEND he was of Seth MacFarlane’s?? Look, all I’m saying is that find me an episode where South Park
What a fancy, distnnigisuhed lad. Just look at the very distinguished way that he is asserting his dominance. Yes, yes, very distinguished indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What a fancy, distnnigisuhed lad. Just look at the very distinguished way that he is asserting his dominance. Yes, yes, very distinguished indeed.
Hell yeah it is! (JUST LOOK AT ITS (relatively) TINY LITTLE LEGS!!!)
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hell yeah it is! (JUST LOOK AT ITS (relatively) TINY LITTLE LEGS!!!)
I think all of them (from Disney, at least) have made close to if not OVER a billion dollars pretty regularly. It still baffles me too why so many people seem to love this extremely cynical, bland, soulless crap as well. This is literally the slop that AI gets used the MOST often to make
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think all of them (from Disney, at least) have made close to if not OVER a billion dollars pretty regularly. It still baffles me too why so many people seem to love this extremely cynical, bland, soulless crap as well. This is literally the slop that AI gets used the MOST often to make
And is something that you’ve actually (rightfully) CRITICIZED other shows for doing in the past! I respect you way too much for going after you specifically too hard for something like this, but this is also one of the absolute WORST takes you‘ve ever had trying to find any positives
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
And is something that you’ve actually (rightfully) CRITICIZED other shows for doing in the past! I respect you way too much for going after you specifically too hard for something like this, but this is also one of the absolute WORST takes you‘ve ever had trying to find any positives
screaming that Trump/Elon Musk would absolutely DESTROY government benefits and welfare such as SNAP/the ACA. But holy SHIT, that clearly ended up not fucking mattering at all as far as those millions of braindead voters were concerned. Now DID it, McElrath?
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
screaming that Trump/Elon Musk would absolutely DESTROY government benefits and welfare such as SNAP/the ACA. But holy SHIT, that clearly ended up not fucking mattering at all as far as those millions of braindead voters were concerned. Now DID it, McElrath?
It’s a big club, but WE’RE not in it. Go to hell you weak, spineless fucking coward. You gave us nothing, DID nothing, and are best friends with the people who want to deport/brutalize those who trusted and fucking VOTED FOR you.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s a big club, but WE’RE not in it. Go to hell you weak, spineless fucking coward. You gave us nothing, DID nothing, and are best friends with the people who want to deport/brutalize those who trusted and fucking VOTED FOR you.
Hopefully, unlike Obama, Mamdani will actually fucking FOLLOW THROUGH on the hope that he promises. I really do think that Obama failing MISERABLY to do anything he campaigned on or promised, instead basically giving Republicans whatever the hell they wanted and actively collaborating
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hopefully, unlike Obama, Mamdani will actually fucking FOLLOW THROUGH on the hope that he promises. I really do think that Obama failing MISERABLY to do anything he campaigned on or promised, instead basically giving Republicans whatever the hell they wanted and actively collaborating
Obama actually fucking sucks as a pundit/was AWFUL as a president, and his total inaction to meaningfully help anybody during his presidency broke the Democratic party in ways that we have only BEGUN to even try repairing to this day. What else is new!
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Obama actually fucking sucks as a pundit/was AWFUL as a president, and his total inaction to meaningfully help anybody during his presidency broke the Democratic party in ways that we have only BEGUN to even try repairing to this day. What else is new!
at the exact SAME time seemingly exclusively hyperfocusing in on being AS conservative as they can possibly fucking be and AS friendly with the far right/white supremacists as they can possibly be. Without being immediately kicked out of the Democratic Party and having to become
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
at the exact SAME time seemingly exclusively hyperfocusing in on being AS conservative as they can possibly fucking be and AS friendly with the far right/white supremacists as they can possibly be. Without being immediately kicked out of the Democratic Party and having to become
Are you sure your best friend would like that mate? You two-faced, hypocritical jackass. It’s a big club, and WE’RE not fucking in it. You and Trump are, but WE THE PEOPLE get shot dead, deported, thrown into federal prison, etc. if we even THINK about wanting to get into it!
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Are you sure your best friend would like that mate? You two-faced, hypocritical jackass. It’s a big club, and WE’RE not fucking in it. You and Trump are, but WE THE PEOPLE get shot dead, deported, thrown into federal prison, etc. if we even THINK about wanting to get into it!
seem to love losing and just agreeing/voting with Republicans on EVERYTHING even more than they usually goddamn do!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
seem to love losing and just agreeing/voting with Republicans on EVERYTHING even more than they usually goddamn do!!!!
Behold, the grotesque face of Trumpism and conservative politics in America:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Behold, the grotesque face of Trumpism and conservative politics in America:
Game Theory has proven to be an extremely conservative, largely anti-art/creators and highly sanitized dumpster fire of desperately doing ANYTHING that they can in order to not lose misogynists, racists, transphobes, or far right elements in their audience more generally.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Game Theory has proven to be an extremely conservative, largely anti-art/creators and highly sanitized dumpster fire of desperately doing ANYTHING that they can in order to not lose misogynists, racists, transphobes, or far right elements in their audience more generally.
A story in three images:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A story in three images:
I think the term “strasserite” works very well too. I‘ve also seen the term “MAGA Communists” thrown around a few times, but that might require too much explanation and not be immediately clear to everybody about it’s meaning.
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think the term “strasserite” works very well too. I‘ve also seen the term “MAGA Communists” thrown around a few times, but that might require too much explanation and not be immediately clear to everybody about it’s meaning.
Yeah, you’re right Enos! Somebody should make that illegal. Now if only there was a political party in the United States that could use their power/could’ve used their power when they had it at ANY time to do extremely important stuff like this. . . . .
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeah, you’re right Enos! Somebody should make that illegal. Now if only there was a political party in the United States that could use their power/could’ve used their power when they had it at ANY time to do extremely important stuff like this. . . . .
exact OPPOSITE extreme, and become a nihilistic hermit/incel or whatever. Anyways, to be clear, Trump and his allies are literally demolishing the fucking WHITE HOUSE right NOW, with absolutely no ability/chance/effort to actually stop this from happening
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
exact OPPOSITE extreme, and become a nihilistic hermit/incel or whatever. Anyways, to be clear, Trump and his allies are literally demolishing the fucking WHITE HOUSE right NOW, with absolutely no ability/chance/effort to actually stop this from happening
I would say it‘s actually only “good” if some meaningful, positive change or actions come out of it. Given that Trump and his Nazi allies are currently (literally) tearing down the White House’s fucking walls AS WE SPEAK. I would say that very few, if any, good changes/things have come out of
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I would say it‘s actually only “good” if some meaningful, positive change or actions come out of it. Given that Trump and his Nazi allies are currently (literally) tearing down the White House’s fucking walls AS WE SPEAK. I would say that very few, if any, good changes/things have come out of
who hate Trump to go to and meet up with the cops for a few hours. Because. . . .well. . . .these protests DIDN’T actually really do anything. Trump and the Republicans haven’t stopped hurting people/deporting and brutalizing citizens, and are still just keeping on doing everything that
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
who hate Trump to go to and meet up with the cops for a few hours. Because. . . .well. . . .these protests DIDN’T actually really do anything. Trump and the Republicans haven’t stopped hurting people/deporting and brutalizing citizens, and are still just keeping on doing everything that