I've seen love go by my door
It's never been this close before
Never been so easy or so slow
I been shootin' in the dark too long
When something's not right, it's wrong
You're gonna make me lonesome when you go.

You cannot be this stupid.

This is logic I remember from @probirdrights.bsky.social at the other place.

Seriously, I have a hard enough time telling Ryan Lizza and Chris Cillizza apart.

Vodka, boobs, travel.

I think of “the central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself” and “Aristotle was not Belgian” at least once a week.

The Court Jester didn’t make the list—I don’t think I saw *any* Danny Kaye??

Does that mean that if I can tickle myself, I’m schizophrenic?

There’s more humanity in that pig’s eye than there’s ever been in Trump’s.