The Mega Magikarp
@themegamagikarp.bsky.social
Gamer, ex YouTuber, and your favorite redhead. Magic, Pokémon, Destiny, and a bunch of other loved series from me to talk about. Not a Gyarados. (he/him)
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February 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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OH MY GOD I JUST READ THE ALT TEXT OH NO LOL
February 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
OH MY GOD I JUST READ THE ALT TEXT OH NO LOL
Some small part of me is feeling like Nissa looks slightly different and I can't place what or why
The majority of me is just glad we have yet another definitive slap in the face of that stupid War of the Spark chapter and reaffirming of Nissa x Chandra
The majority of me is just glad we have yet another definitive slap in the face of that stupid War of the Spark chapter and reaffirming of Nissa x Chandra
February 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Some small part of me is feeling like Nissa looks slightly different and I can't place what or why
The majority of me is just glad we have yet another definitive slap in the face of that stupid War of the Spark chapter and reaffirming of Nissa x Chandra
The majority of me is just glad we have yet another definitive slap in the face of that stupid War of the Spark chapter and reaffirming of Nissa x Chandra
There's something so satisfyingly hurtful using childish insults instead of swearing.
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
There's something so satisfyingly hurtful using childish insults instead of swearing.
Lol that got me
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Lol that got me
Considering the development timeframe of how long it takes to make cards, as well as some prominent employees at Wizards being trans and not already loudly quitting their job, I have little concern that this will happen in the next few months.
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Considering the development timeframe of how long it takes to make cards, as well as some prominent employees at Wizards being trans and not already loudly quitting their job, I have little concern that this will happen in the next few months.
Luckily they've already confirmed that that is not going to be a thing, but small comfort with this news.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Luckily they've already confirmed that that is not going to be a thing, but small comfort with this news.
I'm biased but I think your Swamp deserves a spot in the Magic lineup
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'm biased but I think your Swamp deserves a spot in the Magic lineup
I have no idea what gachimuchi is but all I can think of are the older vikings in the how to train your dragon movies, I recall them being the strongman body type. Kinda like Thor in God of War's depiction too actually.
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I have no idea what gachimuchi is but all I can think of are the older vikings in the how to train your dragon movies, I recall them being the strongman body type. Kinda like Thor in God of War's depiction too actually.
I wouldn't do that to ya I live in America
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I wouldn't do that to ya I live in America
Seth please post here more I don't wanna go to the bad place to see your posts
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Seth please post here more I don't wanna go to the bad place to see your posts
I was literally just talking about this with a customer at my job today. Fuck printer companies
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I was literally just talking about this with a customer at my job today. Fuck printer companies
I'm about 18k into mine and I'm sure they're worth about 100 of yours tops
Source, I can read your work (historically) compared to mine
Source, I can read your work (historically) compared to mine
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I'm about 18k into mine and I'm sure they're worth about 100 of yours tops
Source, I can read your work (historically) compared to mine
Source, I can read your work (historically) compared to mine
I wanna visit during the Hokkaido ice festivals one of these years
February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I wanna visit during the Hokkaido ice festivals one of these years
This... Ugh. I already felt like I was separated from colloquial "gamers" for the longest time and this makes me sick to think I was part of an audience these people thought I could manipulated into acting how they wanted.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This... Ugh. I already felt like I was separated from colloquial "gamers" for the longest time and this makes me sick to think I was part of an audience these people thought I could manipulated into acting how they wanted.
Random question, you don't smoke, do you? Asking purely because your Drifter/Kaito voice sounds like you smoke 3 packs a day
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Random question, you don't smoke, do you? Asking purely because your Drifter/Kaito voice sounds like you smoke 3 packs a day
This has been exactly how I felt and this is one of my favorite sets that isn't for me
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
This has been exactly how I felt and this is one of my favorite sets that isn't for me
The fuck does it want this time
a man in a black jacket is walking down a hallway in a house .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is walking down a hallway in a house .
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January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The fuck does it want this time
I think that's where my empathy and my rational brain clash. I want individual developers to have job security and for me to have a game I enjoy.
Yet even as I have played Bungie games for years, none of my purchases stopped you or two other friends from being in that layoff wave. So. I get it.
Yet even as I have played Bungie games for years, none of my purchases stopped you or two other friends from being in that layoff wave. So. I get it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I think that's where my empathy and my rational brain clash. I want individual developers to have job security and for me to have a game I enjoy.
Yet even as I have played Bungie games for years, none of my purchases stopped you or two other friends from being in that layoff wave. So. I get it.
Yet even as I have played Bungie games for years, none of my purchases stopped you or two other friends from being in that layoff wave. So. I get it.
Honestly I feel like I may take that approach with a deck when it's in your stage and run it through its paces with an assortment of cards picked from the final 15 or so. Maybe a bit more curated than "just shuffle then go", but still, it could help.
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Honestly I feel like I may take that approach with a deck when it's in your stage and run it through its paces with an assortment of cards picked from the final 15 or so. Maybe a bit more curated than "just shuffle then go", but still, it could help.
You know, I saw someone take a deck all the way to about 250 cards and just said "aight, screw it, there's gonna be some 100+ creatures in this deck I wanna run and I'm just gonna shuffle them and Momir what my deck's comprised of each game" and I honestly love that. Why make choices anyway?
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You know, I saw someone take a deck all the way to about 250 cards and just said "aight, screw it, there's gonna be some 100+ creatures in this deck I wanna run and I'm just gonna shuffle them and Momir what my deck's comprised of each game" and I honestly love that. Why make choices anyway?
I started in 2017, I played dragons in Yu-Gi-Oh before that, the precon came out like 8 months after I started, it was a no brainer.
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I started in 2017, I played dragons in Yu-Gi-Oh before that, the precon came out like 8 months after I started, it was a no brainer.