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Maz, The
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Intrepid explorer of the internet.
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
Ah yes, surely those January negotiations will be in good faith and absolutely honored by your GOP colleagues. Congrats on not having your flights delayed I guess.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
And especially not the one where they're both out. The one for holidays.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I was really expecting more integrity and commitment in the movement defined exclusively by grievance politics and emotional tantrums"
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Slamming the green to restore mana and immediately passing out
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Knocking back various quils like I'm flighting a boss in a videogame.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A little melty but darn are they good
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Burning down several acres of amazon every time I ask the magic oracle why people don't want to strap the meeting that could have been an email to their head
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Go 5x faster and still get styled on by VRchat furries in every conceivable way.
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The rare redumbtor pattern
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We're going to have to suffer through the world's most obnoxious dreadnought aren't we?
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Turns out have the taste and aesthetics of an old bowl of tapioca left in the sun doesn't do any favors for the American genus of fascism. Who knew?
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM