Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
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Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
· Mar 23
Pulp - Sunrise (7 Decade Dawn NUFC Remix)
YouTube video by Fresh Slice Films
youtu.be
Here you go #nufc the cup final edit and remix. Always wanted to cut to this track and it just seemed to fit so well. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think...
youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
Maybe it's been said already, but if you bring someone into a team who's publicly shafted their previous employer by breaking all accepted norms of conduct & you pay a record fee for them & triple their wages you're kind of saying you're ok with that kind of thing so others might try it...? #nufc
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Maybe it's been said already, but if you bring someone into a team who's publicly shafted their previous employer by breaking all accepted norms of conduct & you pay a record fee for them & triple their wages you're kind of saying you're ok with that kind of thing so others might try it...? #nufc
I've seen enough, this #ashes series is done in just over three days play. The Vibes Train can only take you so far and 'Winning A 5 Test Series In Australia' is not a station it stops at. England have seemingly no technique, tactics or mentality to fall back on if it breaks down.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I've seen enough, this #ashes series is done in just over three days play. The Vibes Train can only take you so far and 'Winning A 5 Test Series In Australia' is not a station it stops at. England have seemingly no technique, tactics or mentality to fall back on if it breaks down.
Still can't make up my mind if this was unsaveable or Lloris had basically given up at this point and should have easily got to it #nufc
Sometimes Jacob Murphy even surprises himself 😮
⚫⚪ @NUFC
⚫⚪ @NUFC
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Still can't make up my mind if this was unsaveable or Lloris had basically given up at this point and should have easily got to it #nufc
15 wins needed from 25 games...
18 wins needed from remaining 30 PL games to have a good shot at CL next season. Hmm. #nufc
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
15 wins needed from 25 games...
Handsome RCB bought for comparative peanuts who sprays passes, scores goals and rocks the twirly finger celebration...Malick Thiaw is a true Fabian Schar regen
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Handsome RCB bought for comparative peanuts who sprays passes, scores goals and rocks the twirly finger celebration...Malick Thiaw is a true Fabian Schar regen
Odd framing because they absolutely could say no and, you know, tell the police... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why the rich and powerful couldn't say no to Epstein
The late sex offender maintained contact with wealthy and influential people even after his first conviction.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Odd framing because they absolutely could say no and, you know, tell the police... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
For perspective, if Steve Bruce had remained in charge for the last 4 years and maintained his win percentage (29%) his total wins for nufc would be 83.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
For perspective, if Steve Bruce had remained in charge for the last 4 years and maintained his win percentage (29%) his total wins for nufc would be 83.
England playing a smart long game here. Denying cricket Australia three days of ticket revenue starves the next generation of Aussie cricketers of funding. 2040 #Ashes will be a walkover.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
England playing a smart long game here. Denying cricket Australia three days of ticket revenue starves the next generation of Aussie cricketers of funding. 2040 #Ashes will be a walkover.
During an Ashes series in Oz bedtime every night feels like Christmas Eve with the caveat that there's a more than a 50% chance that when you wake up Santa will have taken a big shit in your stocking
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
During an Ashes series in Oz bedtime every night feels like Christmas Eve with the caveat that there's a more than a 50% chance that when you wake up Santa will have taken a big shit in your stocking
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
At least with Howe you know he'll be working his nads off to try and fix things. Hope he gets it right but it won't be for lack of effort if he doesn't, which is more than can be said for some recent occupiers of the managers office. #nufc
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
At least with Howe you know he'll be working his nads off to try and fix things. Hope he gets it right but it won't be for lack of effort if he doesn't, which is more than can be said for some recent occupiers of the managers office. #nufc
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This week saw an expansion of the conflict between the lanyard fascist and youtube fascist factions of the Republican Party, as the one guy they've outsourced thinking to looks more and more like he's going to, uh, "get back on that gold escalator soon."
You Can’t Spell Groyper Without G-O-P - Truthdig
From Nick Fuentes to Zohran Mamdani, recent events suggest the future of a headless, increasingly neo-Nazi Republican Party is screwed.
www.truthdig.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This week saw an expansion of the conflict between the lanyard fascist and youtube fascist factions of the Republican Party, as the one guy they've outsourced thinking to looks more and more like he's going to, uh, "get back on that gold escalator soon."
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must-read analysis of how Musk's twitter is drenching new users with right-wing propaganda
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
must-read analysis of how Musk's twitter is drenching new users with right-wing propaganda
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Fair to criticise the players for poor performances but the shocking away form last season and this is a question for the coaches... #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fair to criticise the players for poor performances but the shocking away form last season and this is a question for the coaches... #nufc
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How bowhead whales live for centuries—and how we might borrow some of their biology to extend our healthy lifespan. Gift link to my new column: nyti.ms/4hyD9ry
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How bowhead whales live for centuries—and how we might borrow some of their biology to extend our healthy lifespan. Gift link to my new column: nyti.ms/4hyD9ry
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
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🎶Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
August 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
🎶Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
few finer sights in football than fabian schar wheeling away from goal twirling his finger...
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
few finer sights in football than fabian schar wheeling away from goal twirling his finger...
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
9 games played. 3 points behind the champions, 2 points behind Chelsea, 5 points off second. Gonna be a crazy season but nothing is off the table for nufc.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
9 games played. 3 points behind the champions, 2 points behind Chelsea, 5 points off second. Gonna be a crazy season but nothing is off the table for nufc.