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Matt (The Godzilla Remix)
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I am the cosmos. Peace and humptiness forever.
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End of year is almost here so here are my 50 favourite records of 2025.
With my entire chest: Go Farther In Lightness by Gang of Youths is one of the best ten rock records of all time.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Close! This is a Rocket Mortgage commercial
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Look for good news where you can find it. Last night my kid told me he and his buddies harass each other by emailing the entire script to Shrek in different languages. Sending your pal Shrek in Latvian is a damn good bit. The kids are alright.
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I will leave it to people far more articulate on the topic to cover the (general doom) of this thing. But, if this looks interesting/cool/good to you in any way I am comfortable saying you have bad taste.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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I am crushed. Very few of them like @dhm.bsky.social. It was really cool to meet him in person a few years back after goofing around on Twitter for like a decade. A genuine person, funny as hell, a wealth of knowledge about Philly sports. The boardwalk tees. Goddamn. Rest easy, man
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
So annoyed that the only sunglasses I have found that look good on me are basic wayfarers and they made the perv glasses look the same. Leave me out of whatever you are doing.
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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terry pegula throwing the coaching staff under the bus for the keon coleman pick to protect brandon beane and then turning around and hiring the oc from that staff is so fucking funny. billionaire brain must be studied.
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Both him and Beane will be gone within three years and the only hope is it is not so ugly that Josh demands out too.
A league source has confirmed to The Buffalo News that the Bills are promoting Joe Brady to head coach of the team.
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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If you are neutral milk hotel in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor milk hotel.
October 27, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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new Hold Steady lyrics dropped
Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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find the helpers
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Welcome to Matt's movie corner. F1 is Run The Damn Ball Top Gun Maverick. Send message.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Somehow sitting here bummed out that this man has left my life.
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Beane got promoted! Keon Coleman was a healthy scratch multiple times. Darius Slay never reported. Two of Beane’s free agent signings were popped for PED before playing a down. Josh Palmer and Curtis Samuel account for $20m against the cap in 2026. The list goes on and on. I’m incandescent.
The Bills make the Sean McDermott firing official. Also included is a promotion for Brandon Beane, to both GM and now president of football operations:
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I wish the Blue Jays and Bo could have made it work. But they could not work past the "he is still Bo Bichette" clause in the contract and the Blue Jays have made it abundantly clear over the years that it was a deal breaker for him getting paid.

Thanks for everything Bo.
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Sorry I’m late, “One Armed Scissor“ was on the radio and I had to finish screaming in my truck
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Seemingly every baseball writer this offseason: Prolonged exposure to Bo Bichette at shortstop may cause vomiting, bleeding through the eyes and spontaneous limb loss.

Blue Jays fans:
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Me and the boys are housing beers in the piss tub tonight
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Was not ready for this one. What a wonderfully brilliant dude.
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A fun way to find out who would fail the wallet inspector test.
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward:
#njpw
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
These Bills uniforms are erotic.
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM