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Is there a single person in the American electorate who finds this message (and photo) motivating?
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yes, this is exactly what third-graders look like
July 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
And he did all that at *19*. This photo haunts me because this is what he looked like *when he came back* (and because of the people staring creepily at him through the window)
July 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lol here is a MUCH better photo of the park entry
May 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tigers won! And I gave this fantastic sunburn to show for it
May 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t know the Tigers from a hole in the ground but I cannot resist a downtown ball park. This view!
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’ve been grumpy about the process of getting to this game but baseball, it turns out, remains one of the great loves of my life
May 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
May 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
January 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I photographed it
December 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
If you had asked me what young John Greenleaf Whittier looked like, I would not have said “hot vampire”
October 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
First image: Google’s “snippet” answer to “how many undocumented immigrants in US” (NOT an AI-generated response)

Second image: Pew Center’s actual correct answer to this question
October 17, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Need Channing Tatum to come out in favor of tampons in boys’ bathrooms
August 9, 2024 at 1:21 AM
August 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM
August 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Petition to revive this tradition

(Yes I have a 9-hour layover in the Atlanta airport)
June 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM
April 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
This paragraph started out amusing and ended with me screech laughing in the middle of a crowded restaurant
March 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM