The Matrix Network
@thematrixnetwork.bsky.social
We question everything with a touch of satire. Welcome to the bottom of the Rabbit Hole.
🚨The REAL World is TOO MUCH for REAL Sports🚨 #matrix #golf #golfing #comedy #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🚨The REAL World is TOO MUCH for REAL Sports🚨 #matrix #golf #golfing #comedy #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
☢️People are EATING 3D PRINTED STEAKS NOW - Will you try it?☢️ #3dprintedsteak #3dprintedfood #3dprinting #labgrownmeat #3dprintedmeat #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
☢️People are EATING 3D PRINTED STEAKS NOW - Will you try it?☢️ #3dprintedsteak #3dprintedfood #3dprinting #labgrownmeat #3dprintedmeat #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Are Android User Really Better than Apple Users🚨 #attention #freemarket #apple #android #iphone #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🚨Are Android User Really Better than Apple Users🚨 #attention #freemarket #apple #android #iphone #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨They Tell the the TRUTH - Then then FEED You the LIES🚨 #matrix #freespeech #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🚨They Tell the the TRUTH - Then then FEED You the LIES🚨 #matrix #freespeech #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Gen Z Wants to know how it FEELS to be Alone in the RAIN FOREST🚨 #attention #rainforest #monkeys #banana #contentcreation #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🚨Gen Z Wants to know how it FEELS to be Alone in the RAIN FOREST🚨 #attention #rainforest #monkeys #banana #contentcreation #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Ready for DNA STORAGE - There's iPlug - Brain Rot Continues🚨 #attention #freemarket #iplug #dnastroage #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🚨Ready for DNA STORAGE - There's iPlug - Brain Rot Continues🚨 #attention #freemarket #iplug #dnastroage #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Toilet Piano - We have become ATTENTION ADDICTS🚨 #piano #attention #freemarket #graffiti #restrooms #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🚨Toilet Piano - We have become ATTENTION ADDICTS🚨 #piano #attention #freemarket #graffiti #restrooms #contentcreation #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️This is why IRIS SCANS are SO VALUABLE - The Data of Sam Altman WORLDCOIN⚠️ #worldcoin #samaltman #chatgpt #irisscans #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
⚠️This is why IRIS SCANS are SO VALUABLE - The Data of Sam Altman WORLDCOIN⚠️ #worldcoin #samaltman #chatgpt #irisscans #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Its Just a FUN DAY? - Strange Bath Tub Kids Play Park⚠️ #playgrounds #familylife #hiking #themeparks #parks #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
⚠️Its Just a FUN DAY? - Strange Bath Tub Kids Play Park⚠️ #playgrounds #familylife #hiking #themeparks #parks #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Need your HAIR CUT - A.i. Will Sell you a Device for THAT⚠️ #unemployment #layoffs #jobs #aijobs #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⚠️Need your HAIR CUT - A.i. Will Sell you a Device for THAT⚠️ #unemployment #layoffs #jobs #aijobs #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Overworked? JUST WALK OUT! Happened at Hardees⚠️ #hardees #unemployment #layoffs #jobs #aijobs #parks #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
⚠️Overworked? JUST WALK OUT! Happened at Hardees⚠️ #hardees #unemployment #layoffs #jobs #aijobs #parks #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️DO you wants SOME COOKIES? - When Brain Rot MEETS Advertising⚠️ #cookies #foodlife #brainrot #advertising #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
⚠️DO you wants SOME COOKIES? - When Brain Rot MEETS Advertising⚠️ #cookies #foodlife #brainrot #advertising #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️New Channel Promises to GIVE YOU the SLOP your WANT⚠️ #contentcreation #socialmedia #brainrot #robots #battlebots #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
⚠️New Channel Promises to GIVE YOU the SLOP your WANT⚠️ #contentcreation #socialmedia #brainrot #robots #battlebots #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️The Original Mountain Dew Flavor - DEW SA - REALLY?⚠️ #mountaindew #soda #newsoda #newflavor #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⚠️The Original Mountain Dew Flavor - DEW SA - REALLY?⚠️ #mountaindew #soda #newsoda #newflavor #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Kalshi & Polymarket Prediction Markets - The World is NOW just a Big CASINO⚠️ #betting #casino #gambling #addiction #worldnews #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
⚠️Kalshi & Polymarket Prediction Markets - The World is NOW just a Big CASINO⚠️ #betting #casino #gambling #addiction #worldnews #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Stay Silent or They will SEND the ROBOTS & KICK YOU into Oblivion🚨 #robots #robotic #freespeech #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🚨Stay Silent or They will SEND the ROBOTS & KICK YOU into Oblivion🚨 #robots #robotic #freespeech #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨Are you Ready for The MATRIX BURGER - Its Fake But YOU DON'T CARE🚨 #burgers #fastfood #foodlife #fakesteak #matrix #simulation #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🚨Are you Ready for The MATRIX BURGER - Its Fake But YOU DON'T CARE🚨 #burgers #fastfood #foodlife #fakesteak #matrix #simulation #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨The GUM Theory - The Only way out of the MATRIX🚨 #gumtheory #matrix #simulation #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🚨The GUM Theory - The Only way out of the MATRIX🚨 #gumtheory #matrix #simulation #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
🚨ARE YOU ON THE LIST? - Pam Bondi and the Federal List of Domestic Protesters🚨 #pambondi #protesters #trump #freespeech #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🚨ARE YOU ON THE LIST? - Pam Bondi and the Federal List of Domestic Protesters🚨 #pambondi #protesters #trump #freespeech #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Give UP YOUR DATA or NO CHERRY PIE and McDonalds for You⚠️ #McDonalds #cherrypie #comedy #digitaldata #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
⚠️Give UP YOUR DATA or NO CHERRY PIE and McDonalds for You⚠️ #McDonalds #cherrypie #comedy #digitaldata #socialmedia #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Trump want 5 years of Your Social Media DATA⚠️ #skynet #socialmedia #biometrics #tsa #visa #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⚠️Trump want 5 years of Your Social Media DATA⚠️ #skynet #socialmedia #biometrics #tsa #visa #trump #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️SkyNET & Paramount UNDER Larry Ellison want to have State Controlled Media with Trump⚠️ #skynet #paramount #larryellison #ellison #skydance #netflix #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
⚠️SkyNET & Paramount UNDER Larry Ellison want to have State Controlled Media with Trump⚠️ #skynet #paramount #larryellison #ellison #skydance #netflix #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Do you Remember the Kazoo Kid Meme - He's Grown up REVEAL⚠️ #kazoo #reveal #memes #brainrot #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
⚠️Do you Remember the Kazoo Kid Meme - He's Grown up REVEAL⚠️ #kazoo #reveal #memes #brainrot #comedy #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️Take off the MASK & COSTUMES be REAL -Don't Be the Entertainment of the MATRIX Fart Spray⚠️ #pranks #matrix #constume #Fartspray #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⚠️Take off the MASK & COSTUMES be REAL -Don't Be the Entertainment of the MATRIX Fart Spray⚠️ #pranks #matrix #constume #Fartspray #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
⚠️When you NEED MONEY will you LIVE in the BUBBLE of the MATRIX - Desperate Times⚠️ #pranks #matrix #aibubble #brainrot #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
⚠️When you NEED MONEY will you LIVE in the BUBBLE of the MATRIX - Desperate Times⚠️ #pranks #matrix #aibubble #brainrot #toilettimetv #thematrixnetwork