Sounds like a lost Morrissey song

It's all fun and games until she trumps and steams up the bum window.

Ha! Thats my neck of the woods. Red Rock is our cinema/restaurant complex. Ugly as fuck, people heavily took the piss when it was first built

This rings true. I was once near a lion and I shat myself. “Allergies”, I thought.

"That was the Mountain Spiders with I Left My Coke In the Bathroom Again"

Swap the android, take out the quotes from past movies and it's a solid watch.