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I’m real concerned about the price of the eggs
What if we took a bunch of left wing talking points (facts) and falsely attributed them to Charlie Kirk? Since they don’t actually fact check this could be a great way to download the info into their brains
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What if we took a bunch of left wing talking points (facts) and falsely attributed them to Charlie Kirk? Since they don’t actually fact check this could be a great way to download the info into their brains
“It’s not special pleading because god *is* special” what kind of fallacy is it when you are insisting that a fallacy is true?
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“It’s not special pleading because god *is* special” what kind of fallacy is it when you are insisting that a fallacy is true?
“So you’re a poker dealer?”
Me , knowing about 52!: “I like to think that I’m a creator of bespoke card decks for discerning players”
Me , knowing about 52!: “I like to think that I’m a creator of bespoke card decks for discerning players”
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“So you’re a poker dealer?”
Me , knowing about 52!: “I like to think that I’m a creator of bespoke card decks for discerning players”
Me , knowing about 52!: “I like to think that I’m a creator of bespoke card decks for discerning players”
Whenever you ask about what are the six flags it’s always USA, Spain, Mexico, France, Texas and another one. we never talk about the *sixth* flag.
July 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Whenever you ask about what are the six flags it’s always USA, Spain, Mexico, France, Texas and another one. we never talk about the *sixth* flag.
I forgot that following every episode of #lastweektonight is Max insulting me by suggesting bill maher , fuck that guy
February 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I forgot that following every episode of #lastweektonight is Max insulting me by suggesting bill maher , fuck that guy
I just realized that in Bob’s burgers the family name is Belcher and I don’t think once in 15 seasons that has ever been a joke
February 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just realized that in Bob’s burgers the family name is Belcher and I don’t think once in 15 seasons that has ever been a joke
#moviesthatdontexist 01/21/2025
Top Five (2014)
Dir. Chris Rock
Starring Chris Rock, Rosario Dawson, JB Smoove, Gabrielle Union, a plethora of celebrity Cameos
Top Five (2014)
Dir. Chris Rock
Starring Chris Rock, Rosario Dawson, JB Smoove, Gabrielle Union, a plethora of celebrity Cameos
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
#moviesthatdontexist 01/21/2025
Top Five (2014)
Dir. Chris Rock
Starring Chris Rock, Rosario Dawson, JB Smoove, Gabrielle Union, a plethora of celebrity Cameos
Top Five (2014)
Dir. Chris Rock
Starring Chris Rock, Rosario Dawson, JB Smoove, Gabrielle Union, a plethora of celebrity Cameos
Remember MLK was not a “hugs and get along man”
“It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that… a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?”
MLK was a man of strategic thinking
“It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that… a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?”
MLK was a man of strategic thinking
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Remember MLK was not a “hugs and get along man”
“It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that… a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?”
MLK was a man of strategic thinking
“It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that… a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?”
MLK was a man of strategic thinking
#moviesthatdontexist 01/20/2025
Joe Somebody (2001) starring Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, and Jim Belushi.
Dir. John Pasquin (The Santa Clause)
Joe Somebody (2001) starring Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, and Jim Belushi.
Dir. John Pasquin (The Santa Clause)
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
#moviesthatdontexist 01/20/2025
Joe Somebody (2001) starring Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, and Jim Belushi.
Dir. John Pasquin (The Santa Clause)
Joe Somebody (2001) starring Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, and Jim Belushi.
Dir. John Pasquin (The Santa Clause)
#Moviesthatdontexist 01/19/2025
Admission (2013) Starring Tina Fey, Paul Rudd (he’s in a lot of these), Dan Levy and ft. Wallace Shawn
Dir. Paul Weitz (American Pie)
Have you seen it?
Admission (2013) Starring Tina Fey, Paul Rudd (he’s in a lot of these), Dan Levy and ft. Wallace Shawn
Dir. Paul Weitz (American Pie)
Have you seen it?
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
#Moviesthatdontexist 01/19/2025
Admission (2013) Starring Tina Fey, Paul Rudd (he’s in a lot of these), Dan Levy and ft. Wallace Shawn
Dir. Paul Weitz (American Pie)
Have you seen it?
Admission (2013) Starring Tina Fey, Paul Rudd (he’s in a lot of these), Dan Levy and ft. Wallace Shawn
Dir. Paul Weitz (American Pie)
Have you seen it?
#moviesthatdontexist 01/18/2025
The Watch (2012) Staring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt
Dir. Akiva Schaffer (Popstar, Hot Rod, Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers)
The Watch (2012) Staring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt
Dir. Akiva Schaffer (Popstar, Hot Rod, Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers)
January 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
#moviesthatdontexist 01/18/2025
The Watch (2012) Staring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt
Dir. Akiva Schaffer (Popstar, Hot Rod, Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers)
The Watch (2012) Staring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt
Dir. Akiva Schaffer (Popstar, Hot Rod, Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers)
Today in #moviesthatdontexist
The Object of my Affection (1998) starring Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd ft. Alan Alda
The Object of my Affection (1998) starring Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd ft. Alan Alda
January 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Today in #moviesthatdontexist
The Object of my Affection (1998) starring Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd ft. Alan Alda
The Object of my Affection (1998) starring Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd ft. Alan Alda
Embarrassing that @twinpeakslodge.bsky.social has yet comment on the death of Lynch. #dumpemoutforLynch
January 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Embarrassing that @twinpeakslodge.bsky.social has yet comment on the death of Lynch. #dumpemoutforLynch
Frustrated with how many people I see who would rather abandon the poor and disabled than try to fix things
January 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Frustrated with how many people I see who would rather abandon the poor and disabled than try to fix things
A ★★★★★ review of The Fabelmans (2022)
More like ‘The Goodmoviemans’
boxd.it
January 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Ya know “Dustin Checks In” the chimp Movie? Wrong it’s always been an orangutan! 🤯
January 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ya know “Dustin Checks In” the chimp Movie? Wrong it’s always been an orangutan! 🤯
You know your anxiety is working overtime when you worry that your kid’s prekindergarten teacher secretly hates you
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You know your anxiety is working overtime when you worry that your kid’s prekindergarten teacher secretly hates you
My brain chemistry changed this fall and I got really into waterfowl
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My brain chemistry changed this fall and I got really into waterfowl
Do we all hate sports gambling? The prize picks, fan duel, etc are companies that want people to have gambling addictions, we hate them right?
January 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Do we all hate sports gambling? The prize picks, fan duel, etc are companies that want people to have gambling addictions, we hate them right?
The classic IASIP song “dayman” but it’s “Bidetman”
January 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The classic IASIP song “dayman” but it’s “Bidetman”
Sneakerheads get to be obsessed with feet out in the open but as soon as I start collecting feet suddenly people want to get the cops involved
January 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sneakerheads get to be obsessed with feet out in the open but as soon as I start collecting feet suddenly people want to get the cops involved
*takes bite of Costco cookie* maybe it does bring the boom…
December 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
*takes bite of Costco cookie* maybe it does bring the boom…
“Where’s Spotify wrapped”
*2 weeks later*
“Spotify wrapped sucks*
*wait 11 months and repeat*
*2 weeks later*
“Spotify wrapped sucks*
*wait 11 months and repeat*
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
“Where’s Spotify wrapped”
*2 weeks later*
“Spotify wrapped sucks*
*wait 11 months and repeat*
*2 weeks later*
“Spotify wrapped sucks*
*wait 11 months and repeat*
Kaitlyn Olson is my favorite Olson sibling
December 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Kaitlyn Olson is my favorite Olson sibling